Kelly Grayson: This is going to sound like I'm talking out my ass.
Isaac: Then please try to enunciate.
The Hostile Hospital: Part One - S2-E7
Violet Baudelaire: Why do you hate us so much?
Count Olaf: Because it's fun.
[Watching a dreadful performance by James Dean.]
Josh: I gotta get some air.
Abraham Lincoln: I don't blame you. This is the worst theater experience I've ever had.
How Do You Get to Carnegie Hall? - S4-E8
Lenny: What are you wearing?
Midge: I'm wearing my show corset.
Lenny: You have a show corset?
Midge: Yes.
Lenny: How is this different from, say, your dentist corset?
Midge: It's much more likely to suffocate me. It's also prettier.
Lenny: Yep. It's always the pretty ones who try to kill you.
Dylan Maxwell: Another day, another dick.
Frank Castle: One Batch, Two Batch, Penny and Dime.
Rey: How did I find you? I'm just lucky I guess. Unlike you, my little friend. (00:02:25)
Howard: We're killers. That's what we do. Then we eat breakfast.
Joel Hammond: Okay, we say we came across this murder site and we're just cleaning it up.
Sheila Hammond: Who cleans up murder sites?
Joel: I don't know. We're Mormons?
Sheila: Mormons don't clean up murder sites.
Joel: Mormons are helpful.
Moira: Hey, that shit is contagious. You want to see your baby girl again? Then you need to keep your fucking shit together.
Hannah: I'm glad you're still listening. Having fun?
The Woodsman: This is the water. And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
Jim Brockmire: Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, 'cause this ballgame is over.
Jessica Jones: Nice ears.
Daredevil: They're horns.