John: There's just no point hating someone you love.
Airport Passport Official: Purpose for your visit?
Javed: I'm going to see Bruce Springsteen's hometown.
Airport Passport Official: I can't think of a better reason to visit the United States, than to see the home of the Boss.
Kim Fowley: You hear that? That's the sound of hormones raging.
Frank Ridgeway: Can I help you guys?
Sal Amato: Yeah, tell Tony Eddie and the Cruisers are here.
Moose: One move can give a skinny, curly haired kid hope... hope that he's something special.
Bob Morales: Look it's Woody Woodpecker and Buzz Buzzard, Man they make cartoons here.
Dusty: Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.
Lenny: "Skitch", how did we get here?
Guy: I led you here, sir, for I am Spartacus.
Nick: If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy.
Marv Gomez: Dancing. Everything else is bullshit.
Euripides: Yeah, yeah, I'm lickin' your balls, best balls I ever had. Uh-huh, you've got King-Kong balls. Your balls are so large, just big balls, I don't care. You just got big balls.
Chabert: Action. Reaction.
Erika Kohut: Do you like me calling you darling?
Walter Klemmer: It's absolutely marvelous.
Erika Kohut: You must be patient. I'll give you all the names, we'll play all the games you want.
Walter Klemmer: You know you really stink? Sorry, you stink so much, no-one will ever come close to you. You'd be better leave town until you don't stink so bad. Rinse your mouth more often, not just when my cock makes you puke.
Will Burton: So, how big is this whole bandslam thing around here?
Sa5m: Texas high school football big.