Ringo Starr: He's writing a song for gay marriage, you know, like it's not allowed. It's allowed now.
KG: Go ahead and sleep on the power couch. Your training begins tomorrow, at the crack of noon.
Doorman: Are you expected?
Tony Manero: To do what?
Carol: Everyone with their little perspective. Perspective shuts out the universe, it keeps the love out.
Red Cargo: I have to do what's best for everyone.
Deni Maroon: Yeah, but... how do you know what's best for everyone?
Kim Fowley: You hear that? That's the sound of hormones raging.
Wizard: Can't you see it? Wizard productions presents the number one heat wave: august rush.
August Rush: Yeah! Me! That's me.
Marv Gomez: Dancing. Everything else is bullshit.
Tess (in Anna's body): You pierced your navel?
Anna (in Tess' body): Yeah, I... meant to talk to you about that.
Tess (in Anna's body): When did you do this?
Anna (in Tess' body): At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.
Tess (in Anna's body): Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded.
Nancy: Boring, Sidney, Boring.
T.V. Director: I won an award.
John: A likely story.
T.V. Director: It's on the wall in my office.
Jack Malik: It's times like this I wish I hadn't given up smoking. I could murder a cigarette.
Rocky: Yeah. What's a cigarette?
Sgt. Stedenko: The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun.
Beca: Guys, we've never competed against bands that actually have instruments. So what's the plan?
Serenity: Aw, you guys just sing other people's songs, right? Like karaoke? That's so cute.
Calamity: I'm Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
Fat Amy: If I joined your group I could be obesity.
Chabert: Action. Reaction.
Euripides: Yeah, yeah, I'm lickin' your balls, best balls I ever had. Uh-huh, you've got King-Kong balls. Your balls are so large, just big balls, I don't care. You just got big balls.
Kara Milovy: What happened?
James Bond: He got the boot.
DJay: Skinny, man. Tell me this shit just fell out your pocket, right?
