Madonna: I wouldn't live in Chicago cause it's too conservative, aside for the fact that Oprah Winfrey lives there.
Madonna: I hate people who hate women. Actually I hate people who hate.
Kevin Costner: Thanks for having us. It was really generous.
Madonna: Thanks for coming.
Kevin Costner: We thought it was "neat."
Madonna: "Neat"?
Kevin Costner: Really neat.
Madonna: No one's ever described it quite that way.
Kevin Costner: Have fun. We won't be making that other deal.
Madonna: Not neat enough for you?
Madonna: So what is considered masturbation?
Christopher Ciccone: When you stick your hand in your crotch.
Gay pride protesters: We're here! We're queer! Get used to it.
Donna DeLory: Madonna, truth or dare?
Madonna: Truth.
Donna DeLory: Who has been the love of your life, in your whole life?
Madonna: My whole life? Sean. Sean.
Madonna: We shouldn't have any more sex. You should build an altar for me in home and worship it daily, and you call me collect.
