Eddie: Can't nobody sang like Eddie King Jr.
Madonna: I wouldn't live in Chicago cause it's too conservative, aside for the fact that Oprah Winfrey lives there.
Mae: Yo, homie, how am I doin'?
Johnny: Slammin'.
Josephine Baker: Hollywood wants me to play maids - I have maids of my own.
Wally Fields: What would I have to give you for one little kiss?
Loretta: Chloroform.
Jim Morrison: Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
Outspan Foster: There's a band around called "Free Beer." Always draws a big crowd.
Derek: I like "A Flock of Budgies."
Jimmy Rabbitte: We have to be "the" something. All the great sixties bands were "The Somethings."
Outspan Foster: We could be... The Northsiders.
Derek: Or The Liffy Lads.
Outspan Foster: How about... The Fucking Eejits?