Teacher: If ya don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding! How can ya have any pudding if ya don't eat ya meat?
Emmet Ray: I didn't ask your opinion. I'm just telling ya how it's gonna go.
Reed Thimple: Do you like the sound of crunching wood? I do.
James Wright: How many Beatles are there?
Kyle Davidson: Three... and Ringo.
Edgar Bergen: Yes, the voice of this golden harp cast a magic spell of joy and prosperity over the valley, but it was too good to last.
Charlie McCarthy: I knew there was a catch in it.
Edgar Bergen: For one day.
Charlie McCarthy: They built a school house.
Edgar Bergen: No, no.
John: There's just no point hating someone you love.
Marquis de Sade: Man has given a false importance to death. Any animal, man or plant that dies adds to Nature's compost heap becomes the manure without which nothing could grow, nothing could be created. Death is simply part of the process. Every death, even the cruellest death drowns in the total indifference of Nature. Nature would watch unmoved if we destroyed the entire human race. I hate Nature.
Frank Ridgeway: Can I help you guys?
Sal Amato: Yeah, tell Tony Eddie and the Cruisers are here.
Moose: One move can give a skinny, curly haired kid hope... hope that he's something special.
Tess (in Anna's body): You pierced your navel?
Anna (in Tess' body): Yeah, I... meant to talk to you about that.
Tess (in Anna's body): When did you do this?
Anna (in Tess' body): At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.
Tess (in Anna's body): Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded.
Zayn Malik: I'm just a little boy from Bradford and now I'm smashing it.
Dusty: Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.
Lenny: "Skitch", how did we get here?
Guy: I led you here, sir, for I am Spartacus.
Sgt. Stedenko: The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun.
Apollonia: Will you help me?
The Kid: No.
Apollonia: Pardon me?
The Kid: Nope... Wanna know why?
Apollonia: Nope.
The Kid: Because you wouldn't pass the initiation.
Apollonia: What initiation?
The Kid: Well, for starters, you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Apollonia: What?
The Kid: You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka.
[She strips down, and runs towards the lake.]
The Kid: Hey! Wait a minute! That's...
[She jumps in. She gets out shivering.]
The Kid: Uh, hold it...
Apollonia: What?
The Kid: That ain't Lake Minnetonka.
Nick: If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy.
Marv Gomez: Dancing. Everything else is bullshit.
Ringo Starr: He's writing a song for gay marriage, you know, like it's not allowed. It's allowed now.