Marv Gomez: Dancing. Everything else is bullshit.
Open Mic Host: We've got one spot left. You guys got any new material?
JB: What we got's gonna turn your brain into shit.
Marquis de Sade: Man has given a false importance to death. Any animal, man or plant that dies adds to Nature's compost heap becomes the manure without which nothing could grow, nothing could be created. Death is simply part of the process. Every death, even the cruellest death drowns in the total indifference of Nature. Nature would watch unmoved if we destroyed the entire human race. I hate Nature.
Dusty: Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.
Jesse: You wanna dance? You follow my rules! This is not a democracy! You know, you're not exactly the greatest dancer ever to hit Broadway.
Airport Passport Official: Purpose for your visit?
Javed: I'm going to see Bruce Springsteen's hometown.
Airport Passport Official: I can't think of a better reason to visit the United States, than to see the home of the Boss.
Zayn Malik: I'm just a little boy from Bradford and now I'm smashing it.
Nick: If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy.
Agnes Carpenter: Karen, you're not eating. You look too thin, if you ask me.
Karen Carpenter: Mother, how can anybody be too thin?
Nancy: Boring, Sidney, Boring.
Cricket Feldstein: You wanna hit me? I would love it if you hit me! I'm married to a Jew, I've got nothing to lose.
John: He's sex obsessed! The older generation's leading our nation in a state of galloping ruin.
Carol: Everyone with their little perspective. Perspective shuts out the universe, it keeps the love out.
Elliot Wilhelm: When are you going to call me?
Chili Palmer: When your phone rings.
Grandma Georgiana: Your mama had to go away for a while.
Young Anna Mae Bullock: When is she coming back to get me?
Grandma Georgiana: She ain't, honey. She just ain't.
Angus: What about this? What about this situation right here? Can't fuck your way out of this one, can you Mark?