Dusty: Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.
KG: Go ahead and sleep on the power couch. Your training begins tomorrow, at the crack of noon.
Pierre Dulaine: To do something, anything, is hard. It's much easier to blame your father, your mother, the environment, the government, the lack of money, but even if you find a place to assign the blame, it doesn't make the problems go away.
Puchi: What ever happened to your brother?
Hector Lavoe: He died when he got here. He was supposed to take care of me.
Puchi: Well, I guess we'll just have to take care of each other, okay?
Camille: Are you going to jail?
Tyler Gage: No, I'm not going to jail. But they will have to take me to jail if you don't start knocking. Get out of here.
Ludwig van Beethoven: An artist is someone who has learnt to trust in himself.
Lazarus: I'm cookin' steaks fah dinnah. I expect you to stay.
Girl: Do you like this shop? I buy all my clothes here. Good for me, you know. Cheap. Nice fashion.
Omer: You have been Omerized.