Pierre Dulaine: To do something, anything, is hard. It's much easier to blame your father, your mother, the environment, the government, the lack of money, but even if you find a place to assign the blame, it doesn't make the problems go away.
Open Mic Host: We've got one spot left. You guys got any new material?
JB: What we got's gonna turn your brain into shit.
Dusty: Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.
Hector Lavoe: You ever seen a coqui sing? You've never seen one because you can't see them. They're there. You can hear them, but you can't see them. And they only sing one song. And it's two notes - Just like that, all their life, their whole life. They're born to do that. And they live everywhere in Puerto Rico. And they can't survive anywhere else in the world.
Omer: You have been Omerized.
Ludwig van Beethoven: An artist is someone who has learnt to trust in himself.
Lazarus: I'm cookin' steaks fah dinnah. I expect you to stay.
Brett Dolan: When someone hands you your dreams you take it. You don't ask questions.
Nora: I would.
Brett Dolan: You think you would.