Vincent Smith: I'm the biggest hypocrite of them all. My meats... I used preservatives.
Beetlejuice: The juice is loose!
Dracula: You shall pay, black prince. I shall place a curse of suffering on you that will doom you to a living hell. I curse you with my name. You shall be... Blacula.
Ed Warren: Come on, Bill. You're not a psychiatrist, and we're not here to talk about my father. What do you say we get down to business?
Sheriff Loomis: You listen to me, you son-of-a-bitch! There's a kid out there usin' his car to kill people, not that it's such a big deal since it seems to be your gang he's got it in for... so, if you guys try to take the law into your own hands, and that killer turns up dead, I'm gonna see you all sniffin' cyanide in the Arizona gas chamber.
Nancy Thompson: I grab the guy in my dream. You see me struggling so you wake me up. We both come out, you whack the fucker and we got him.
Glen Lantz: Are you crazy? Hit him with what?
Nancy Thompson: You're the jock. You have a baseball bat or something.
Edward Cullen: I love you. You're my only reason to stay alive... If that's what I am.
Edward Newgate: You're mad!
Silas Lamb: We're all mad Dr. Newgate. Some are simply not mad enough to admit it.
Mark Rumsfield: There go the Goddamn brownies.
Jerry Lambert: And you told me, lieutenant, "the only way you survive down here is because you're a team." "The door swings both ways," remember?
Violet Devereaux: Child, I believe you broke my legs.
Louis Creed: My father used to have a saying, Jud. God sees the truth... But waits.
Lucas: Your other weakness is ME.
Sign in flower shop: We don't letting you spend so much.
Maleva: The way you walked was thorny, through no fault of your own, but as the rain enters the soil, the river enters the sea, so tears run to a predestined end. Your suffering is over, Bela my son. Now you will find peace.
Chase Collins: I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch.
Richard B. Riddick: Not for me! Not for me.
Jane Coslaw: Aww, look out world, Marty the Great didn't get something he wanted.