
Richie Tozier: Go blow your dad, you mullet wearing asshole. (01:07:15)

Selene: I have lived for a thousand years, and I may live a thousand more, or I may die tomorrow. But I no longer fear death, for I have known it once already.

Lucas Ward: I always find a book that much more compelling when the character stands to lose everything.

Sabrina: Ten years later, you are like the O.J. Simpson of Honey Island Swamp. Wouldn't you say?
Andrew: Uh. No, I wouldn't.

Kate: It's gonna be the best vacation ever!

Anna Shepherd: You are such a child.
Nick: A sexy child.
Nick: Wait, no.
Anna Shepherd: Goodbye, Nick.

Lori Spengler: How did you figure it out?
Tree Gelbman: Because you've killed me before.
Lori Spengler: Then I guess I'm just going to have to do it again.

David Jordan: Goodnight, nobody.

Dom: My old scoutmaster used to say 'If the shortcut was a shortcut, it wouldn't be called a shortcut, it would be called a route'.

Chucky: Kyle?
Kyle: Andy sent me. We're gonna have some fun.

Harry Hole: I need a case... to work on.
Gunnar Hagen: I apologize for Oslo's low murder rate.

Joan: God gave up on us, sweetheart, so I gave up on God.