Richie Tozier: Go blow your dad, you mullet wearing asshole. (01:07:15)
Selene: I have lived for a thousand years, and I may live a thousand more, or I may die tomorrow. But I no longer fear death, for I have known it once already.
Lucas Ward: I always find a book that much more compelling when the character stands to lose everything.
Lori Spengler: How did you figure it out?
Tree Gelbman: Because you've killed me before.
Lori Spengler: Then I guess I'm just going to have to do it again.
Chris Wise: Oh no.
John: What?
Chris Wise: Justin Bieber is a zombie.
David Jordan: Goodnight, nobody.
Dom: My old scoutmaster used to say 'If the shortcut was a shortcut, it wouldn't be called a shortcut, it would be called a route'.
Sabrina: Ten years later, you are like the O.J. Simpson of Honey Island Swamp. Wouldn't you say?
Andrew: Uh. No, I wouldn't.
Kate: It's gonna be the best vacation ever!
Brent Ryan: Your motherfucking mother said to open this door! And motherfuckers, you're going to open this motherfucking door.
Chucky: Kyle?
Kyle: Andy sent me. We're gonna have some fun.
Paul: I think that Will and I should be the only ones who go outside for a while. We don't know what made Stanley sick, we don't know anything. Nobody touched him so I think we're fine, right?
Will: Positive. You just opened the door, right, you didn't go in?
Travis: I didn't touch the door.
Will: You did what?
Travis: It was already open.
Kim: What? What's happening?
Sarah: The door was already open when you got there?
Travis: Yeah.
Sarah: Then who opened it?
Harry Hole: I need a case... to work on.
Gunnar Hagen: I apologize for Oslo's low murder rate.
Dean Armitage: If I could, I would have voted for Obama for a third term.
Terrence: Belle, this is Marissa. She's my girlfriend.
Marissa: You wish.
Terrence: M, uh, this is my friend Belle.
Belle: You wish.
Terrence: Wow. All kinds of love for Terrence today. See how it is?