Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people.
Ash: Well hellooo Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit... And Jack just left town.
Marlene 'Marl' Craven: The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.
Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh: This is sick, Helen! This isn't one of your fairytales, a woman got killed here.
Dick Durkin: We need to get bigger guns. BIG fucking guns.
Jeffries: It was a dream! We live inside a dream.
Buffy: I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night.
Pinhead: Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Joey: I don't believe you.
Pinhead: Oh come, you can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume. To press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart.
Mrs. Burke: My husband walked into a corn field 15 years ago. He never came back.
Zuzu Bailey: Look, Daddy! Every time you hear a bell, a zombie takes a soul to hell.
Jennifer: You know what they say: an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Jobe Smith: What are you hiding?
Pathologist: Some nights there's so much farting and belching in here, it's like being in a ballpark.
Captain Soames: What?
Sheriff Ira: Cold Draft.
Captain Soames: Could you use one right now?
Gus Gilbert: You bury your own.
Al Bert: Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.