Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people.
Ash: Well hellooo Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit... And Jack just left town.
Marlene 'Marl' Craven: The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.
Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh: This is sick, Helen! This isn't one of your fairytales, a woman got killed here.
Andrews: We're 25 prisoners in this facility. All double-Y chromos. All thieves, rapists, murderers, child-molesters. All scum. Just because they have taken on religion doesn't make them any less dangerous. I try not to offend their convictions. I don't want to upset the order. I don't want ripples in the water. And I don't want a woman walking around, giving them ideas.
Ripley: I see. For my own personal safety.
Andrews: Exactly.
Jeffries: It was a dream! We live inside a dream.
Buffy: I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night.
Pinhead: Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Joey: I don't believe you.
Pinhead: Oh come, you can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume. To press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart.
Stone: The only thing we know for sure is that he's not a vegetarian.
Doctor Evan Rendell: Laughter is the best medicine.
Joe: You lost a lot of blood. Are you sure you don't need more?
Marie: Don't worry. You're not my type.
Captain Soames: Look, you got one hysterical girl with a very vivid imagination and all that girl needs is a good smack on the butt and her mommy and daddy won't do it, I'll be happy to volunteer.
Gus Gilbert: You bury your own.
Jobe Smith: You realise, Dr. Angelo, that my intelligence has surpassed yours.
Al Bert: Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.
Mrs. Burke: My husband walked into a corn field 15 years ago. He never came back.
Zuzu Bailey: Look, Daddy! Every time you hear a bell, a zombie takes a soul to hell.