Isabella Swan: Everyone's staring.
Edward Cullen: No, not that guy. Oh wait, he looked.
Nathan Wallace: I'm the monster. I'm the villain. What perfection. What precision! Keen incisions, I deliver. Unscathed organs, I deliver. Repossession, I deliver. I'm the Repo! Legal assassin!
Jigsaw: Hello, Agent Strahm. If you're hearing this, then you've finally found what you've been looking for. But is the discovery of my body enough? Or will your insatiable hunger to uncover the truth push you deeper into the abyss? Heed my warning: do not proceed. For this room can either be you sanctuary, or it can be your grave. The choice is yours.
Agent Strahm: Fuck you.
Scott Percival: The door closed behind me.
Eli: I'm twelve. But I've been twelve for a long time.
Eric: What is scary about commitment is that your life becomes real. It is not a plan, it is not what you had hoped for - it is real.
Jonathan Carnahan: I hate mummies. They never play fair.
Crissy Lynn: If he were any dumber, I'd have to water him.
Driver: I envy you.
Michael Carson: Don't be scared, mommy. He just wants to come play with us.
Jake Gallo: By the way, props to you for killing everyone.
Edgar Frog: Let's get one thing straight, I hate fucking vampires.
Kristen: James, we need a gun. Does your dad have a gun?
James Hoyt: Kristen, I'm looking! There was one here when I was a kid. He always hid it.
Official voice: Across the federation, federation experts agree that: A: God exists, B: He's on our side, C: He wants us to win.
Sarah Bowman: You don't have to worry. Nothing happens in this town anyway.
Bud Crain: Yeah, it seems like a real shit hole. Where are we going anyway?
Sarah Bowman: My house.
Bud Crain: Oh, so you're from here?
Sarah Bowman: Born and raised.
Bud Crain: Well, it's kind of a charming shit hole.
Lacey Belisle: Speed up, or I will blow a hole in you big enough to watch TV through.
Leann Cole: That's not my ringtone.
Dr. Paul Faulkner: We see what we look at. But the way we see things is affected by what we know.