Chase Collins: I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch.
Jack MacReady: Move the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
Mother with child: Howdy, Mayor.
Kevin Fischer: What's wrong?
Wendy Christensen: It's nothing. It's just that I'm going to be worrying about you every second while you're gone.
Kevin Fischer: Why would you worry about me? We don't even like each other, remember?
Big Bob: Bobby, leave Doug alone. He's a democrat. He doesn't believe in guns.
Hippy: We're going to stay here until we get the petition to save these trees.
Bert - Lumberjack Foreman: Yeah, and what is that petition made out of? Paper, you moron! Paper from trees.
Melissa: God, his hand. What happened?
Richie: You mean The Claw?
Tye: Leprosy.
Richie: I heard chihuahua attack.
Peter Evans: I am the drone.
Agnes White: I am the mother queen.
Bill Robinson: We're all getting funerals - all three of us.
Helen Robinson: Bill, get your own funeral. Timmy and I are going zombie.
Sheriff Hoyt: Which one of you assholes burned his draft card?
Stranger on the phone: What are you wearing?
Jill: Combat boots and a parka you jerk, now who is this?
First Rule of the Death Note: The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
Phineus Bantum: I don't know what it is, man, I'm scared, I'm freaking out man, there's something OUT here - is that Abby? Wassup Mama?
Chloe: Damn it. I am trying to fuck your best friend here. Give me a little cooperation please.
Amber Williams: Zoe, did you tell anyone?
Zoe: Yeah, I wrote a song about it, but don't worry, that single's not out yet.
Park Hie-bong: In a word... her birth was an accident, and so was her death. Old people have always said... that an animal which kills a human... should be torn limb from limb. That it's a human's duty to do so. Until I slit that beast's stomach... and at least find Hyun-seo's body... I'll never leave this world in peace.
Possessed Radio: Don't even fuck with commodities. They're just gonna get you in trouble.
Marcus: I know what you have done, Selene.
Selene: Viktor deserved his fate. And Kraven was no better.
Marcus: Kraven has already reaped the rewards of his own misdeeds. And yes, Viktor deserved his fate, many times over. A terrible business, the slaying of your mortal family. Yet so much effort was spent to conceal this matter from me. What do you suppose Viktor had to hide? Or perhaps it is you Selene, as the last of your wretched family, who has something to hide?