Papillon: It wasn't my fault.
Billie227: Can someone please explain the rules to Laura?
Adam Sewell: Why don't you explain to her, you GAY MAN.
Alex: You know we'll be lucky to see anything bigger than a chipmunk, right?
Father Perez: The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.
Howard Howe: Your life as you knew it is over, Mr. Bryton. So if you wish to continue living, you will be a walrus, or you'll be nothing at all.
Edward Newgate: You're mad!
Silas Lamb: We're all mad Dr. Newgate. Some are simply not mad enough to admit it.
Ben: What does the inside of a shark smell like?
Fin Shepard: There's no words to describe that, pal.
Ben: I don't know, I always thought it would smell like... chicken.
Fin Shepard: No.
Ben: Or smell like Salmon or Cod.
Amy: No, I'm more of a cake and cadavers kind of gal.
Hugh: It could look like someone you know or it could be a stranger in a crowd. Whatever helps it get close to you.
Jackie: You were a virgin when we were seeing each other.
Nick: Yeah, I was twelve.
Sarchie: You see, Father, as we speak every day, out there, someone's getting hurt, ripped off, murdered, raped. Where's God when all that's happening? Hmm?
Mendoza: In the hearts of people like you, who put a stop to it. I mean, we can talk all night about the problem of evil, but what about the problem of good? I mean, if there's no God, if the world is just "survival of the fittest," then why are all the men in this room willing to lay down their lives for total strangers? Hmm?
Six: People like to blame me, but I'm just a witness. The things that I see would make angels weep. And they have wept.
Cathy: Your wife won't miss you tonight?
Bart Winslow: No, she's busy renovating the entrance for her family's mansion for about the 17th time now.
Laine Morris: Sarah if you're pushing it that is really messed up.
Sarah Morris: I'm not pushing it.
Zach Orfman: Oh, everything's great. Beth's alive and it was all just one big hoax. So, just forget about it.
Judy Orfman: Well, I don't think that's funny.
Zach Orfman: Yeah, well, I don't either.
Rusty Nail: Learned that from a hockey ninja.
Prof. Edgar Solomon: A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit, "Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?" "Of course not," said the hare, "It's really quite rare," so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. There once was a lady named Dot who lived off pig shit and snot. When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese... that she grew on the sides... of her twat.
Samuel: You can't get rid of the Babadook.
Dennis: Kylie, it is the drugs you have not taken that concern me the most.
Kylie Bucknell: What are you talking about?
Dennis: A year ago you were diagnosed as bipolar.
Kylie Bucknell: Yeah, to get in the sickness benefit. Everyone does it.
Dennis: Going off your medication can be very dangerous.
Kylie Bucknell: Dennis, I think you will find my mental state is pretty sound compared to the maniac that is living in our fucking walls.