Best horror movie quotes of all time

Carl Watkins: Oh, Jesus Christ.
The Auditor: Heavens, no. Same city, completely different zip code.

Mark Rumsfield: There go the Goddamn brownies.

Donna Trenton: Damn this car.

Craig Toomy: Oh I'm real scared now.

Neil: So what do we do now?
Norman Babcock: Uhh... I... I - I really don't know.
Courtney: Yes you do, Norman. You've gotta get to that witch's grave.
Norman Babcock: But.
Courtney: But nothing, you listen to me, buster. We didn't turn away when Daleridge High was slaughtering our volleyball team, did we?
Norman Babcock: Yeah, we did.
Courtney: No, we didn't. I have cheered the un-cheerable, Norman. And I'm not letting you give up now.

Scott 'Scotty' Braddock: I'm serious... You want to play cock of the walk, bro?
Deaundre 'Double D' Davis: Why do I think you want to call me something else? You want to call me something else, Scotty? 'Cause I don't think you get it. I can see you thinking it, whether you say it or not.

Maureen: Can I...gimme some money. I need to get some popcorn.
Phil: You got money.
Maureen: I got my money. I asked for your money!
Phil: Cheap ass.

Quantom X ★

Dr. Frankenstein: Finally - my fiendish formula is finished.
Alvin Seville: Try saying that three times - quickly.
Dr. Frankenstein: My finished formula is frrr... my formlest fiendula is... my fishiest formula... my fie... never mind.

Tony Allegre: Hasn't anyone told you, second hand smoke kills.
Marion Wittington: Yeah, but they're all dead.

Hoffman: You wanna know the only thing that's wrong with killing you, Jill? I can only do it once.

Jigsaw: Hello, I want to play a game.

Milo: It's too late! You were supposed to kill them all.

Jason Wilson: It's us.

Ethel: You dumb dildo.

Laurie Strode: He's waited for this night... he's waited for me... I've waited for him.

Paige Prescott: Detective Vaughn, please remove your hand from my thigh.
Det. Leon Vaughn: Okay, where would you like me to put it?
Paige Prescott: How about up your ass?

Hansel: Where are you going?
Gretel: I have to help Edward.
Hansel: Edward... Who the fuck's Edward?

Morticia: Is everyone all right? No limbs missing that weren't missing before you arrived? (01:14:00)

Sammo ★

Sergeant Howie: What religion can they possibly be learning jumping over bonfires?
Lord Summerisle: Parthenogenesis.
Sergeant Howie: What?
Lord Summerisle: Literally, as Miss Rose would doubtless say in her assiduous way, reproduction without sexual union.
Sergeant Howie: Oh, what is all this? I mean, you've got fake biology, fake religion... Sir, have these children never heard of Jesus?
Lord Summerisle: Himself the son of a virgin, impregnated, I believe, by a ghost.

Clark: I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.