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Sideshow Bob Roberts - S6-E5

Campaign ad narrator: Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.

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The Cure - S1-E9

Warren Worthington: How do you fly without wings?
Rogue: I don't know. I just do. (00:19:50)

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The Cure - S1-E9

Rogue: Why don't you boys calm down?
Wolverine: You afraid I'm gonna hurt him? I always thought you had a soft spot for that Cajun.
Rogue: About as soft as you, fat-head. You gonna shut up, or am I gonna have to help you? (00:07:16)

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The Unstoppable Juggernaut - S1-E8

Juggernaut: What's this, the 4th of July? No one told me.
Jubilee: Leave him alone!
Wolverine: Jubilee, don't.
Juggernaut: [Laughs] What's she gonna do, hit me with her diaper?
Jubilee: I'll show you, you overgrown trash can! (00:14:33)

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The Broken Man - S6-E7

Brother Ray: Violence is a disease. You don't cure a disease by spreading it to more people.

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Dick, Smoker - S1-E5

Harry: You know what they say: "The dentist who drills his own teeth has a fool for a patient." (00:18:47)

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Proud Dick - S2-E13

Sally: Let's eat, Harry.
Harry: Did you just say "Let's eat Harry?"
Sally: Yeah, we're hungry, so it's time to eat, Harry. (00:19:57)

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Guilty as Dick - S2-E15

Tommy: How far would you walk for a bar of chocolate?
Harry: To get a bar of chocolate, or at the request of a bar of chocolate? (00:12:30)

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Romeo & Juliet & Dick - S2-E14

Dick: "Romeo and Juliet" is a Shakespearean tragedy, it has nothing to do with a horny teenager and his girlfriend.

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The Dicks They Are A-Changin' - S1-E14

Mary: Did you ever drop acid?
Dick: Oh, constantly.
Mary: You did a lot of tripping?
Dick: That's how I dropped the acid. (00:04:05)

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Dick the Vote - S2-E6

Dick: Why should I vote for Frank Gansmiller, Frank?
Frank Gansmiller: Good question, Dick. Because I want to take money out of the drug dealers' pockets, and give it back to the people.
Dick: Frank's right. I want some of that drug money.

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Scaredy Dick - S3-E5

Harry: You know, in a way, every day is Halloween for us.
Sally: Well, you mean because we hide behind these bodies, pretending to be something we're not?
Harry: Uh... yeah.

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Frankie Goes to Rutherford - S5-E19

Don: Come on, Sally, we're late.
Sally: Oh, gosh, OK.
Harry: Where you guys going?
Don: Uh, we're going to see the Kenny Loggins Experience. Yeah, they're a Kenny Loggins tribute band.
Tommy: Oh, they sound just like him?
Don: Well, I hope not. I hate Kenny Loggins. (00:08:00)

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Frankie Goes to Rutherford - S5-E19

Tommy: Robbing a bank, that sounds impossible. I mean you got the surveillance cameras and the security guards.
Harry: All those dirty magazines and the pressure to perform.
Sally: Harry, that's a sperm bank.
Harry: Oh God, no! (00:00:52)

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Tom, Dick and Mary - S3-E10

August: Your son is impossible.
Dick: I completely agree.
August: He doesn't get that girls mature faster, and that women are just...
Dick: Blah, blah, blah. You made your point, I said I agree. Now get out! (00:01:01)

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Body & Soul & Dick - S1-E8

Ms. Dubcek: I don't know what is going on up here, but I have plaster falling into my jacuzzi.
Dick: Oh, I've never heard it called that before. (00:10:58)

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Dick and the Single Girl - S2-E24

Harry: You know, I bet I could write a killer "X-Files."
Tommy: I could write one in my sleep.
Harry: I could write one hanging upside down.
Tommy: I could write one with a crayon.
Harry: I could write one if I lost both my arms and had to type with my feet.
Dick: I wanna watch one! Why don't you shut up and go write one!?
Tommy: Fine then, we will. Come on, Harry.
Harry: Yeah, come on.
Dick: Good, and when it's on TV I'll talk all through the damn thing and see how you like it! (00:01:35)

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The Physics of Being Dick - S3-E21

Harry: Dick, you know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons." (00:11:39)

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Tricky Dick - S3-E3

Dick: Women.
Tommy: Women.
Don: Women.
Harry: ♪Women!
Dick: You can't live with them, and you can't have heterosexual sex without 'em.
Harry: That's probably true. (00:20:00)

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Iron Man, on the Inside - S2-E6

H.O.M.E.R.: My name is Tina. I'm a ballerina. (00:12:32)

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