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Eat, Drink, Mary (1) - S3-E27

Trivia: This episode marks Phil Hartman's final onscreen role in his lifetime. He was murdered 8 days after it aired.

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Dick and Taxes - S4-E12

Question: When Mary asks Dick what he expected for not paying his taxes when he learns he owes thousands to the IRS, he responds with, "I certainly didn't expect my girlfriend to wear my ass as a snowshoe!" I'm not sure I have ever understood this joke. What is the meaning behind it?

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Dick, Smoker - S1-E5

Harry: You know what they say: "The dentist who drills his own teeth has a fool for a patient." (00:18:47)

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Proud Dick - S2-E13

Sally: Let's eat, Harry.
Harry: Did you just say "Let's eat Harry?"
Sally: Yeah, we're hungry, so it's time to eat, Harry. (00:19:57)

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Guilty as Dick - S2-E15

Tommy: How far would you walk for a bar of chocolate?
Harry: To get a bar of chocolate, or at the request of a bar of chocolate? (00:12:30)

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Romeo & Juliet & Dick - S2-E14

Dick: "Romeo and Juliet" is a Shakespearean tragedy, it has nothing to do with a horny teenager and his girlfriend.

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The Dicks They Are A-Changin' - S1-E14

Mary: Did you ever drop acid?
Dick: Oh, constantly.
Mary: You did a lot of tripping?
Dick: That's how I dropped the acid. (00:04:05)

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Dick the Vote - S2-E6

Dick: Why should I vote for Frank Gansmiller, Frank?
Frank Gansmiller: Good question, Dick. Because I want to take money out of the drug dealers' pockets, and give it back to the people.
Dick: Frank's right. I want some of that drug money.

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Scaredy Dick - S3-E5

Harry: You know, in a way, every day is Halloween for us.
Sally: Well, you mean because we hide behind these bodies, pretending to be something we're not?
Harry: Uh... yeah.

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Frankie Goes to Rutherford - S5-E19

Don: Come on, Sally, we're late.
Sally: Oh, gosh, OK.
Harry: Where you guys going?
Don: Uh, we're going to see the Kenny Loggins Experience. Yeah, they're a Kenny Loggins tribute band.
Tommy: Oh, they sound just like him?
Don: Well, I hope not. I hate Kenny Loggins. (00:08:00)

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Frankie Goes to Rutherford - S5-E19

Tommy: Robbing a bank, that sounds impossible. I mean you got the surveillance cameras and the security guards.
Harry: All those dirty magazines and the pressure to perform.
Sally: Harry, that's a sperm bank.
Harry: Oh God, no! (00:00:52)

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Tom, Dick and Mary - S3-E10

August: Your son is impossible.
Dick: I completely agree.
August: He doesn't get that girls mature faster, and that women are just...
Dick: Blah, blah, blah. You made your point, I said I agree. Now get out! (00:01:01)

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Body & Soul & Dick - S1-E8

Ms. Dubcek: I don't know what is going on up here, but I have plaster falling into my jacuzzi.
Dick: Oh, I've never heard it called that before. (00:10:58)

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Dick and the Single Girl - S2-E24

Harry: You know, I bet I could write a killer "X-Files."
Tommy: I could write one in my sleep.
Harry: I could write one hanging upside down.
Tommy: I could write one with a crayon.
Harry: I could write one if I lost both my arms and had to type with my feet.
Dick: I wanna watch one! Why don't you shut up and go write one!?
Tommy: Fine then, we will. Come on, Harry.
Harry: Yeah, come on.
Dick: Good, and when it's on TV I'll talk all through the damn thing and see how you like it! (00:01:35)

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The Physics of Being Dick - S3-E21

Harry: Dick, you know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons." (00:11:39)

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Tricky Dick - S3-E3

Dick: Women.
Tommy: Women.
Don: Women.
Harry: ♪Women!
Dick: You can't live with them, and you can't have heterosexual sex without 'em.
Harry: That's probably true. (00:20:00)

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Dick the Vote - S2-E6

Trivia: Al Franken appears in this episode as a slimy politician. Franken would become a politician later in life, serving as a United States Senator for Minnesota. He ended up resigning in 2018 after photos surfaced of him on a USO tour pretending to grope the breasts of radio host Leeann Tweeden while she was asleep.

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Trivia: One of the reasons John Lithgow agreed to star in this show was because he wanted to have something to do other than playing "cornball villains."

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Dick's Ark - S6-E12

Character mistake: Sally tells Dick that he's jealous of her gig as a weather girl because he's never been on TV. However, Dick did appear on TV as a panellist on a talk show highlighting Dr. Strudwick's physics book in the season 4 episode Dick vs. Strudwick. Dick ended up turning the show into a Jerry Springer-like fiasco, and Sally even attended the taping. (00:10:40)

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B.D.O.C. - S6-E7

Trivia: The title of this episode is an initialism for "Big Dick on Campus." Although numerous episodes of this series had titles that were double entendres, the network censors apparently felt this one was a little too risqué.

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