Phaneron

Deadpool: I was not expecting to see you here. I thought you were, you know, retired.
Blade: Retarded?
Deadpool: Retired. I'm already in the Void. I'm not trying to get canceled again.
Blade: I don't like you.
Deadpool: You never did.

Phaneron ★

Happy Hogan: Avengers are a very unique group of super heroes. People look up to us. Kids look up to us.
Deadpool: Sorry, us? I wasn't aware that you were an Avenger.
Happy Hogan: Avengers adjacent, technically.
Deadpool: Oh, what's your superpower, is it parallel parking?

Phaneron ★

Deadpool: Logan, I'm gonna need you to come with me.
Short Wolverine: Who's asking?
Deadpool: Well, look at this little Hairy Lou Retton. Did you stick the landing, little guy? Yes, you did, comic-accurate short king. Such a cute wittle Wolvie!

Phaneron ★

Deadpool: Where'd you get that little beauty?
Elektra: That's the Punisher's AT4.
Deadpool: Which Punisher? There's been like five of them.
Blade: There's only been one Blade. There's only ever gonna be one Blade.
[Deadpool looks to camera].

Phaneron ★

Deadpool: Oh, my god, he's gonna say it!
Wolverine: Say what?
Deadpool: Avengers, assem...
Johnny Storm: Flame on!
Deadpool: Sorry, what now?

Phaneron ★

Mutant Liberation Begins - S1-E2

Madelyne Pryor: [In labor pains] Logan, he's, he's here!
Wolverine: Who? Apocalypse?
Madelyne Pryor: The baby!
Wolverine: Oh, crap!

Phaneron ★

Remember It - S1-E5

Valerie Cooper: Most other nations don't allow a terrorist to be their leader.
Magneto: Yet so many allow their leaders to be terrorists.

Phaneron ★

Recorder Vim: You must stop this, for God's sake!
High Evolutionary: There is no God, that's why I stepped in!

Phaneron ★

Venom: Fuck this guy!

Phaneron ★

The Phoenix Saga (3): Cry of the Banshee - S3-E5

Banshee: Hey, someone needs to teach you some manners.
Jubilee: Uh oh.
Wolverine: Plenty have tried, pal. (00:09:54)

Phaneron ★

The Phoenix Saga (1): Sacrifice - S3-E3

Cyclops: Come on, quit fooling around!
Wolverine: Sorry, Dad. (00:06:50)

Phaneron ★

Reunion: Part 2 - S2-E13

Wolverine: I don't like being tracked, and you need a shower. (00:08:48)

Phaneron ★

Mojovision - S2-E11

Longshot: Did I tell you I used to go out with an actress with two heads?
Spiral: Yeah? Was she nice?
Longshot: Yes and no. (00:19:08)

Phaneron ★

X-Ternally Yours - S2-E6

Pierre: Where are the Assassins? The External come in less than five minutes.
Wolverine: What do you care? From what you say, the Assassins don't show, the boogey-woman melts 'em, and you take over. (00:13:51)

Phaneron ★

X-Ternally Yours - S2-E6

Wolverine: The Cajun actually lived in this dump?
Jean Grey: That's what the professor's records say.
Rogue: Let's just find him and get out of here.
Wolverine: No wonder Gambit's so messed up.
Rogue: I've seen some of the rat traps you've holed up in. (00:11:47)

Phaneron ★

Repo Man - S2-E5

General Chasen: Since your defection, we've tried repeatedly to duplicate the process that created your adamantium skeleton. The results have been less than encouraging. We brought you home to find out how you managed to survive the process.
Wolverine: I survived it because I'm a mutant, you dimwit! (00:13:29)

Phaneron ★

Days of Future Past: Part 2 - S1-E12

Cyclops: Rogue, can you see Bishop?
Rogue: I could spit on him, if I wasn't a lady. (00:15:22)

Phaneron ★

'Til Death Do Us Part: Part 1 - S2-E1

Storm: Wolverine, if there is indeed a new conspiracy to turn the public against the mutants, we must work to unmask it, not add to the climate of violence.
Wolverine: Climates are your department, Storm. Unmasking is mine. (00:13:24)

Phaneron ★

Days of Future Past: Part 2 - S1-E12

Blob: I'm gonna flatten these X-clowns by sittin' on 'em! (00:13:13)

Phaneron ★

I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can - S14-E12

Mayor Quimby: Lisa, with second place, you're the biggest winner this town has ever had. Before you, it was the woman who dated Charles Grodin. (00:20:22)

Phaneron ★