Best movie quotes of 2009

Horsedick.MPEG: When you give something to a bitch, they don't do nothin' but take. That's why I don't give 'em nothin' but the dick. 'Cause they can't take that away. You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, eleven o' them honeys! Ain't a Playmate there I ain't tagged yet.

Paige: You know what Mari? I think Justin here could be kind of cute if he lost his whole like creepy, hooded Unabomber kind of vibe he's got going on. Don't you think?

Ronnie Barnhardt: The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero.

Fletch: Hahahahahahahaha! It's got a big metal cock for a handle.

Wendy: But what about you?
Matt Campbell: I'm already dead.

The Sea Captain: God has damned me. God has damned us all. Truly, life is hell, and death's rough hand her only deliverance.

Bruno: How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo?

Philip J. Fry: Bite my shiny metal hat!

Shawn MacArthur: Where are we going?
Harvey Boarden: You're in a $100,000 dollar Mercedes. Thats where were going.

Steve Lopez: I don't give a smooth fart whether or not we go.

Keith Ripley: What the fuck are you doing?
Gabriel Martin: Improvising.

Chelsea: Sometimes clients think they want the real you, but at the end of the day, they say they don't. They want what... they want what you want to be. They want you to be something else. They don't want you to be yourself.
Interviewer: Suppose I'm that rare client that really wants to.
Chelsea: If they wanted you to be yourself, they wouldn't be paying you.

Pastor John: Well, if you want to be born again, you have to forget the past.

Irv: I'm not a god. That's just a rumor my mother started.

Tod: Mr. E, I talked to the lawyer guy upstairs and he confirmed my hunch, uh, about the whole stabbing of Mr. Whitefeather thing. It's a definite no can do from a legal standpoint.

Max Brogan: I've never been invited to a shunning before. What is this? Something you guys brought over with you?
Zahra Baraheri: I didn't bring it, I was born here. I'm the only one in this family who's an actual American.

Eric: I am not a man... I am Cantona.

Beckett: Babies like to breathe, and they're good at hiding it. I put a pillow over a baby. I thought she wasn't breathing, but she was. She was sneaky, but I'll try again.

Onigen: You think the more demons you kill the more human you become, don't you? How naïve.

Omar: These were not my people.