Best movie quotes of 2009

Jennifer: Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch! (01:35:52)

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Nemo age 9: Why am I me and not somebody else?

Larry Daley: This is the Smithsonian! This is the big leagues!

Clerk: [slides card.] Declined.
Rebecca Bloomwood: Can you try again?
Clerk: [slides it again.] Really declined.

Doctor: Sometimes choosing life is just choosing a more painful form of death.

Dr. Parnassus: Percy, what would I do without you?
Percy: Get a midget.

Terence McDonagh: You don't have a lucky crack pipe?

Jigsaw: You think it's the living who have the ultimate judgment over you, because the dead have no claim over your soul. But you may be mistaken.

Allan Baxter: This is unacceptable. I want that commander on report.
US Sub Captain: That commander just saved your ass.
Allan Baxter: Should have done so in a more timely manner.

Phillip Morris: Enough romance. Let's fuck.

Joyce Klaven: Peter always connected better with women.
Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter Klaven: Thank you fiancee.
Oswald Klaven: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
Peter Klaven: Oh come on!

Cassie Holmes: We don't ask to be special, we're just born that way.

Cath: Is it okay?
Dan: You know what's good? Modern mines have metal props. Miners prefer these old wooden ones.
Cath: Why's that?
Dan: The metal ones don't give you any warning when they're about to go.

Akbar: They don't know what they want. They only know what they've had.

Blanche Gunderson: And that's okay? It's okay to pull the rug out from under folks as long as it's nobody that you know? It's okay because we're just silly podunk Minnesotans, right? We talk funny and we ice-fish and we scrapbook and we drag Jesus into regular conversation. We're not cool like you, right? So we don't matter.

Defendor: When you break the law, you're a punk. When you break it with a badge, you're a punk with a badge. I don't strike officers. Punks? Different story.

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Angus: What about this? What about this situation right here? Can't fuck your way out of this one, can you Mark?

Denis Cooverman: I'm sorry I'm so pathetic.
Beth Cooper: Let me tell you something. All boys are pathetic.
Denis Cooverman: Well, then I apologize on behalf of all boys. And sorry for all the wars and stuff.
Beth Cooper: You're funny.

Barde: I once met man who told me... they eat their own God... Eat his flesh. Drink his blood. Abominable.

John: There's just no point hating someone you love.