Tiana: There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day.
Sam Cahill: I dunno who said "only the dead have seen the end of war." I have seen the end of war. The question is, can I live again?
Irene: I'm not a whore!
Frank the Trucker: [tossing her a $20 bill.] You are now!
Sid: I say "they're vegetarians, " you say "grrr." I say "can we talk about this?" you say "grrr." I don't call that good communication.
Momma: Grrrrrrr.
The Missing Link: She's speechless.
B.O.B.: She"? It's a boy; look at his boobies!
The Missing Link: We need to have a talk.
Dr. Rick Marshall: If you don't make it, it's your own damn "vault." That's a bitch slap of truth right there.
Mark Whitacre: Paranoid is what they call you when they want you to drop your guard.
Edward Cullen: I love you. You're my only reason to stay alive... If that's what I am.
Connor Mead: Love is magic comfort food for the weak and uneducated!
Inspector Clouseau: Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.
Natalie Keener: He broke up with me by text message.
Ryan Bingham: Wow. That's kind of like getting fired over the Internet.
Earl Devereaux: Why can't you be more like my son, Cal?
Cal Deveraux: 'Sup.
Chev Chelios: [After catching Johnny Vang.] Did I just drop some change, or did I hear a chink?
Susie Salmon: My name is Salmon, like the fish. First name, Susie. I was fourteen years old when I was murdered on December 6th,1973. I wasn't gone. I was alive in my own perfect world. But in my heart, I knew it wasn't perfect. My murderer still haunted me. My father had the pieces but he couldn't make them fit. I waited for justice but justice did not come.
General John Bell Hood: Venal and evil men are destroying the world you were born in. It's us against them my good friend. Don't compromise your principles or abandon your cause.
Malcolm Tucker: Fuckety-bye-bye then!
Clare Abshire: I wouldn't change one second of our life together.