Tiana: There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day.
Sam Cahill: I dunno who said "only the dead have seen the end of war." I have seen the end of war. The question is, can I live again?
Inspector Clouseau: Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.
Earl Devereaux: Why can't you be more like my son, Cal?
Cal Deveraux: 'Sup.
Susie Salmon: My name is Salmon, like the fish. First name, Susie. I was fourteen years old when I was murdered on December 6th,1973. I wasn't gone. I was alive in my own perfect world. But in my heart, I knew it wasn't perfect. My murderer still haunted me. My father had the pieces but he couldn't make them fit. I waited for justice but justice did not come.
Connor Mead: Love is magic comfort food for the weak and uneducated!
Natalie Keener: He broke up with me by text message.
Ryan Bingham: Wow. That's kind of like getting fired over the Internet.
Chev Chelios: [After catching Johnny Vang.] Did I just drop some change, or did I hear a chink?
General John Bell Hood: Venal and evil men are destroying the world you were born in. It's us against them my good friend. Don't compromise your principles or abandon your cause.
Malcolm Tucker: Fuckety-bye-bye then!
Clare Abshire: I wouldn't change one second of our life together.
George Lanter: I've been trying to kill myself all day!
The Missing Link: She's speechless.
B.O.B.: She"? It's a boy; look at his boobies!
The Missing Link: We need to have a talk.
Harry Brown: I don't reckon you've got long. Seen that before. Gut wound. The slug's probably torn right through your liver. Mate of mine in Ulster got caught in sniper fire. Bullet blew his inside out. He screamed for a good 10 minutes. We couldn't send a medic in, the section was too hot. So we all took cover... And watched him die. I've never told that... To anyone... You should've called an ambulance... For the girl.
Dr. Rick Marshall: If you don't make it, it's your own damn "vault." That's a bitch slap of truth right there.
Irene: I'm not a whore!
Frank the Trucker: [tossing her a $20 bill.] You are now!
Mark Whitacre: Paranoid is what they call you when they want you to drop your guard.