Hannah Pearson: Sockmonkey.
Stuart Pearson: If you're smart enough to hack into the school's computer, you're smart enough to pass math.
Tom Pearson: You told my Dad YOU'D fix it.
Ricky Dillman: I told your dad a lot of things. Like, my car broke down, my parents own a lakehouse, I'm 18.
Tom Pearson: You're not a senior?
Ricky Dillman: Not in high school.
Stuart Pearson: I'm sorry honey, I can't remember, do you want cheese on your burger?
Bethany Pearson: No, I want to find whoever invent love and hack them up with a machete.
Stuart Pearson: I was a brainiac. It worked for me.
Tom Pearson: I don't want to be like you, I want to be cool.
Jake Pearson: You're gonna need a bigger potato.
Bethany Pearson: This is so not happening.
