Best movie quotes of 2009

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Valhalla Rising picture

Barde: I once met man who told me... they eat their own God... Eat his flesh. Drink his blood. Abominable.

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John: There's just no point hating someone you love.

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It's Complicated picture

Jane: Don't you ever eat at your house?
Jake: Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.

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Larry Hooper: Lieutenant Colonel Django used funds from the project's black budget to procure prostitutes...
Bill Django: That's a lie!
Larry Hooper: ...and to get drugs for himself and his men.
Bill Django: That... Well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie.

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Max Jerry Horovitz: It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.

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Dr. Heiter: Do you already regret your little escape? In fact, I'm thankful for it, because now... I know definitely you are the middle piece.

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Journalist: How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?
Brian Clough: Good lad.

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Terence McDonagh: I'll kill all of you. To the break of dawn. To the break of dawn, baby.

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Frankie Stevens: You know, you say that one more time I will punch you in the nose.
Mac Thompkins: Been a while since I fought a woman.

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Hippolyta: You were given a life of peace and beauty.
Persephone: And denied one of families and children. Yes, Hippolyta, the Amazons are warriors... but we... are women... too.

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Gina: He's really hard to kill.

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Cassie Holmes: We don't ask to be special, we're just born that way.

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Lex Luthor: You can't touch me. We're on American soil now. And I am the president.
Superman: Consider yourself impeached.

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Emma: Your wedding's gonna be huge, just like your ass at prom.
Liv: Your wedding can suck it.

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Automated MNU Instructional Voice: When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.

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Simon: I just play games, man. Games.
Humanz Brother: That's right. It is a game. You want to win it, don't you?
Simon: Yeah, I intend to.
Humanz Brother: Well then you need to cut your strings, puppet master. Imagine a Slayer who don't got to wait to be told what to do. No ping, ya dig?

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Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever picture

Deputy Winston: Wanna know what kinda pussy you gonna get for this? Oh man, you're gonna get the Sashimi.
Toby: What's that?
Deputy Winston: Man, that's the Primo Pussy, man. No smell.

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Needy: You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer: And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
(01:29:43)

Ben's Mom

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