Shawn MacArthur: Where are we going?
Harvey Boarden: You're in a $100,000 dollar Mercedes. Thats where were going.
Powers: Look at you, Joshua! You're a warrior, gladiator. Men like you don't die in your beds, they fall on the field. They give the crowd a glorious death.
Horsedick.MPEG: When you give something to a bitch, they don't do nothin' but take. That's why I don't give 'em nothin' but the dick. 'Cause they can't take that away. You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, eleven o' them honeys! Ain't a Playmate there I ain't tagged yet.
Steve Lopez: I don't give a smooth fart whether or not we go.
Donnie: The Champ is going to kill me. There's no way I can get out of last place.
Tara: Donnie, he's not going to kill you.
Donnie: Didn't you hear? Last place is a broken rib sandwich.
Tara: Well, you see? Breaking your ribs won't kill you.
Abby Richter: My cat stepped on the remote.
Mike: Well, be sure to thank your pussy for me.
Jake: She's here.
Laurie Strode: I'm not me.
Mya Rockwell: Who are you, then?
Laurie Strode: I'm Michael Myers' sister.
Qwerty Doolittle: In my profession, I see death every day. Some by accident, some by sickness, but some through despair. These are the ones I wish I could have helped.
César Luciani: Fill out a parole application. I'll have it treated in priority. In the meantime, you can go on leave. You go out for me, you come back, and you get paid. What do you say?
Malik El Djebena: What's the risk?
César Luciani: There is no risk. Staying here is the only risk.
Keith Ripley: What the fuck are you doing?
Gabriel Martin: Improvising.
Mary Horowitz: It's like taking 10 friends on a camping trip.
Ronnie Barnhardt: The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero.
David Santiago: What you do with your life is, really just one half of the equation. The other half, the more important half, really is, who you're with when you're doing it.
Captain Tony Stone: I'd like to strap her on and wear her like a government issued gas mask.
Abbey Tyler: The stuff that really shakes us.We seldom never see coming.
Connor: You need sortin' out, you do.
Mia: So you keep sayin' But you're nothing to me, so why should I listen?