Sadie - age 9: Aram! Aram.
Frank Jr. - age 7: Mom is dead.
Aram Finklestein: What?
Frank Jr. - age 7: Come on.
Aram Finklestein: She's not dead.
Sadie - age 9: Could be post-mortem twitch.
Mitch: You know, living at your parents' place isn't exactly... grabbing life by the balls, you know?
Harry Finklestein: So, did Aram tell you about this operation I'm having?
Roberta Finklestein: Harry?
Sandy: No.
Harry Finklestein: They're gonna give me a new asshole.
Daphne: Nice ass, coffee boy.
Lateefah: Aram, I know you took some women's studies courses in college, but other than that, do you have any kind of experience that you think might've prepared you for this job?
Aram Finklestein: Uhh... I used to buy tampons for my mother.
Lateefah: You... will fit in perfectly.
