Wikus Van De Merwe: This whole's thing's under your shack? For 20 years, you've had this fookin' thing hidden out here? This is, this is very illegal, I mean, this is... This is a fine.
Automated MNU Instructional Voice: When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.
Wikus Van De Merwe: I'll send you home in a fookin' jar. Go!
MNU Agent: We need your signature on this eviction notice.
Angry Alien: Fuck off!
MNU Agent: MNU! We're serving eviction notices.
Alien: What is "eviction"?
Fundiswa Mhlanga: He was an honest man, and he didn't deserve any of what happened to him.
Wikus Van De Merwe: Could you go a bit slower with the clicks there, it sounded like you said *three years*.
Police Officer: I mean, you can't say they don't look like that, that's what they look like, right? They look like prawns.
Wikus Van De Merwe: Get your fokkin' tentacle out of my face!
Answer: That's more of a side effect of the fluid. See, only the Prawns could use their technology; it was "genetically activated", so to speak. So the fluid which powers their tech is like Prawn-gene concentrate. When Wikus was sprayed with the stuff it affected his genetic makeup.
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