
Cultist: Hey, Bat, when you're flying, what the city look like from up on high?
Batman: It looks dirty.

King Henry viii: Why are you here for her?
Mary Boleyn: Because she is my sister, and therefore one half of me.

Keith: I had it all figured out, so I cut out early? Who cares? It's probably a good thing. Life sucks, anyway. Then I met you, and it got weird. And you were so amazing. And I.
Natalie: What? What?
Keith: I just wanted a little more time. So all in all, I'd say you're the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Goodbye, partner.

Nick: If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy.

Jonathan Carnahan: I hate mummies. They never play fair.

Ray Embrey: People don't like you, Hancock.
Hancock: Do I look like I care what people think?

Scott Bartlett: So are we really going to like do it?
Adrianna Bragg: Do you really think we should talk about it?

Molly Johnson: All the world's great civilizations have followed the same path. From bondage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy back to bondage. If we are to be the exception to history, then we must break the cycle, for those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

Durell: Promise me somethin. Promise me you'll be better than me.
Durell Jr.: OK. You promise me somethin. Promise me you won't let mom take me to Atlanta. Please.

President Ashton: This intel is certain?
Phil McCullough: Absolutely.
President Ashton: Then why aren't we focusing on the ones who are here actually doing this?
Phil McCullough: We are.
President Ashton: This summit is too important.
Phil McCullough: I know that sir, but we're looking for five people out of six million. We are trying.
President Ashton: Try harder.

Arthur Seldom: Any formulation is valid in the series because we can always find a rule that justifies it.