Josh: Open the door bitch.
James Wetherhold: Vanessa here is the perfect little housewife. I mean daughter.
Vanessa Wetherhold: Yes, if by perfect you mean not retarded, slash suffering from insurmountable credit card debt, then yes, I'm indeed perfect.
Edgar Frog: Let's get one thing straight, I hate fucking vampires.
Yamashita: People are talking.
Daigo Kobayashi: About what?
Yamashita: Get yourself a proper job.
Derek: I love America, but I fuckin' hate cops.
Kristen: James, we need a gun. Does your dad have a gun?
James Hoyt: Kristen, I'm looking! There was one here when I was a kid. He always hid it.
Grinko: In Russia, we have expression. "With lies, you may go ahead in the world, but you may never go back." Do you understand this, Jessie?
Leann Cole: That's not my ringtone.
Chase Collins: She has more talent, more conviction than anyone else I know.
Juney: I know this is 'An Inconvenient Truth', but it's global warming.
Lady Spencer: I have heard a rumor.
Georgiana, The Duchess of Devonshire: Yes?
Lady Spencer: That I will soon be addressing my daughter as her Grace, the Duchess of Devonshire.
Georgiana, The Duchess of Devonshire: Is it true, Mama?
Lady Spencer: Yes.
Dylan Thomas: Not for the proud man apart from the raging moon I write on the spendthrift pages, nor for the towering dead with their nightingales and psalms, but for the lovers, their arms round the griefs of the ages.
Sammy: God damn shame, Mike. God damn shame about Joey. He thought the world of you, Mike.
Will: I never told you the happy ending.
Maya: What is it?
Will: You.
Tom: Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You're my best friend. I just wanna be with you.
Joe: Where there's money, there's competition and the guy paying me usually wins.
Reverend Pratt: So, if you concentrate on what you don't have, you forget about what you do have.
Ben Thomas: It is within my power to drastically change his cirumstances, but I don't want to give that man a gift he doesn't deserve.