Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.
April Wheeler: You're just some guy who made me laugh at a party once.
Ernesto Che Guevara: Homeland or death.
Anna Stone: ...if this doctor is trying to woo you while you're still married, what makes you think he won't do that with someone else?
John Rambo: Live for nothing, or die for something.
Rosebud: Shasta, we took a vote, and we decided that we want to help you form a dog sled team.
Shasta: Seriously?
Rosebud: Uh-huh.
Shasta: Seriously?
Rosebud: Uh-huh.
Shasta: Seriously?
Mudbud: Dude, she said, "Uh-huh."
Chloe: You don't scare me anymore.
Diablo: Then why are you shaking?
Chloe: Cause I am a Chihuahua.
Muddy Waters: You and me not gonna wake up every morning and get everything we want. Mostly we got to take what come. And half the time, that's gonna be a bunch of bullshit.
Bruno: We're not supposed to be friends, you and me. We're meant to be enemies. Did you know that?
Hennessey: Okay cocksucker. Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk.
Tuvia Bielski: If we should die trying to live, at least we live like human beings.
Maria Merryweather: How can I possibly go to live in the country? It's full of... the countryside.
Nathan Wallace: I'm the monster. I'm the villain. What perfection. What precision! Keen incisions, I deliver. Unscathed organs, I deliver. Repossession, I deliver. I'm the Repo! Legal assassin!
Iridessa: Be careful, Rosetta, she may faint! Elevate her legs! No, wait! I mean the head! Wait, okay, if she's red, raise the head, if she's pale, raise the tail. Does she look pale or red?
Rosetta: ...She looks squished.
Tom Ludlow: We good?
Scribble: You know this is some bullshit, right? These dudes is monsters, man. I mean if they can't fuck it, rob it, or kill it they don't want it.
Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking "Holy shit, holy shit! A swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, yes.
Camille: So, what's your interest in Greene?
James Bond: Among other things, he tried to kill a friend of mine.
Camille: A woman?
James Bond: Yes. But it's not what you think.
Camille: Your mother?
James Bond: She likes to think so.
Wendy Leather: So, come on then, what don't I know? Romantic dinner on Monday night?
Terry Leather: Look honey, I'm going to be working some strange hours over the next week or two, so don't ask me what I'm doing because I don't want to lie to you.