[Seeing Beth's building badly damaged, leaning against another tower.]
Hud: Please tell me she lives on the ground floor.
Rob Hawkins: 37th.
Hud: Shit.
John Grogan: A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.
April Wheeler: You're just some guy who made me laugh at a party once.
Klaatu: If the Earth dies, you die. If the human race dies, the Earth survives.
Anna Stone: ...if this doctor is trying to woo you while you're still married, what makes you think he won't do that with someone else?
Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.
Ernesto Che Guevara: Homeland or death.
John Rambo: Live for nothing, or die for something.
Rosebud: Shasta, we took a vote, and we decided that we want to help you form a dog sled team.
Shasta: Seriously?
Rosebud: Uh-huh.
Shasta: Seriously?
Rosebud: Uh-huh.
Shasta: Seriously?
Mudbud: Dude, she said, "Uh-huh."
Chloe: You don't scare me anymore.
Diablo: Then why are you shaking?
Chloe: Cause I am a Chihuahua.
Muddy Waters: You and me not gonna wake up every morning and get everything we want. Mostly we got to take what come. And half the time, that's gonna be a bunch of bullshit.
Bruno: We're not supposed to be friends, you and me. We're meant to be enemies. Did you know that?
Hennessey: Okay cocksucker. Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk.
Tuvia Bielski: If we should die trying to live, at least we live like human beings.
Maria Merryweather: How can I possibly go to live in the country? It's full of... the countryside.
Nathan Wallace: I'm the monster. I'm the villain. What perfection. What precision! Keen incisions, I deliver. Unscathed organs, I deliver. Repossession, I deliver. I'm the Repo! Legal assassin!
Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking "Holy shit, holy shit! A swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, yes.
Camille: So, what's your interest in Greene?
James Bond: Among other things, he tried to kill a friend of mine.
Camille: A woman?
James Bond: Yes. But it's not what you think.
Camille: Your mother?
James Bond: She likes to think so.
Cricket Feldstein: You wanna hit me? I would love it if you hit me! I'm married to a Jew, I've got nothing to lose.
Lina Mayfleet: Lizzie! Where'd you get that food?
Lizzie Bisco: All right. I got it from my boyfriend.
Lina Mayfleet: You don't have a boyfriend.
Lizzie Bisco: It's not official, but there's this guy who really likes me. He explores the storerooms, especially the ones on the edges. They're marked empty in the ledger, but they're not all empty. I'll give you a bite if you promise not to tell.