Best movie quotes of 2008

A.R.I.A.: Jerry Shaw, you have been activated. Your compliance is vital.

Sun Shangxiang: Here I am.
Zhou Yu: Why are you here?
Sun Shangxiang: To fight.
Zhou Yu: Fight? War is no joking matter.
Sun Shangxiang: You think I'm joking? Women have a duty to serve the Empire.
Zhou Yu: So does a horse.

Carrie Mae: Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber.

Eric: What is scary about commitment is that your life becomes real. It is not a plan, it is not what you had hoped for - it is real.

Carter Rutherford: I thought you liked me.
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Look, she's too old for you.
Lexie Littleton: What? Well, you're too old for me.
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Well, you got me on that one.

Kate: Sorry Mrs Kingsley, we just got a little bit carried away.
Mrs. Kingsley: Well as I understand, Drippy was totally carried away by Mr Nellis and Miss Rees-Withers - after lying in a pool of her own vomit.
Drippy: Actually, it was Kate's vomit, Mrs Kingsley - I was just lying in it.

Freya: If you truly believe that you write the tale of your life, then the end is up to you.

Crissy Lynn: If he were any dumber, I'd have to water him.

Baker Smith: Herb will get you through times with no money, better than money will get you through times with no herb.

Hater: This is my lesbian sister. Tell them about your softball team, tell them about your team.

Guru Tugginmypudha: Good distraction frees us from emotional pain. Bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz.

Dave: Welcome to Old Navy.

Fox: Kill one, maybe save a thousand.

Wendy Leather: So, come on then, what don't I know? Romantic dinner on Monday night?
Terry Leather: Look honey, I'm going to be working some strange hours over the next week or two, so don't ask me what I'm doing because I don't want to lie to you.

The Silent Monk: Learn the form, but seek the formless. Hear the soundless. Learn it all, then forget it all. Learn The Way, then find your own way.

Narrator: How different things might have been for Ben had his nose-picking and day-dreaming been able to continue. Had he believed praise when he heard it, and had he decided, against all hope, to send his manuscript to Harper Collins.

Ham III: Face it, guys. I'm not an astronaut.
Titan: Listen up, kid. Are you wearing an aluminum suit?
Ham III: Yeah.
Titan: Are you in a rocket ship?
Ham III: Yeah.
Titan: In outer space?
Ham III: Yeah.
Titan: Are you David Bowie?
Ham III: No.
Titan: Then you're an astronaut.

Kumar Patel: I've never sucked a dick before. I bet it sucks dick!

Dana Marschz: It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail.

Yôko: Jesus, I approve of you as the only cool man besides Kurt Cobain.