Wendy Leather: So, come on then, what don't I know? Romantic dinner on Monday night?
Terry Leather: Look honey, I'm going to be working some strange hours over the next week or two, so don't ask me what I'm doing because I don't want to lie to you.
Ray Tierney: When we were kids, all we ever talked about was being cops.
Narrator: How different things might have been for Ben had his nose-picking and day-dreaming been able to continue. Had he believed praise when he heard it, and had he decided, against all hope, to send his manuscript to Harper Collins.
Frank Martin: Do I look like a man who came half-way across Europe to die on a bridge?
Hater: This is my lesbian sister. Tell them about your softball team, tell them about your team.
Richard Nixon: I let them down. I let down my friends, I let down my country, and worst of all I let down our system of government, and the dreams of all those young people that ought to get into government but now they think; 'Oh it's all too corrupt and the rest'. Yeah... I let the American people down. And I'm gonna have to carry that burden with me for the rest of my life. My political life is over.
Yôko: Jesus, I approve of you as the only cool man besides Kurt Cobain.
Cultist: Hey, Bat, when you're flying, what the city look like from up on high?
Batman: It looks dirty.
Philippe Petit: If I die, what a beautiful death.
Bertram Pincus: We live alone, and then we die alone. And apparently, we stay alone.
Tess Finnegan: Your uselessness is epic.
Lincoln DeNeuf: The Devil is building his army. Max Payne is looking for something that God wants to stay hidden. That is what makes him more dangerous.
Zack Brown: I've known her since the first grade, you don't fuck someone you met in the first grade.
Delaney: Excuse me, I met my wife in kindergarten, we got married senior year, and she's been the queen of my world ever since.
Zack Brown: But what if you could do it all over again?
Delaney: I would jerk off and live by myself. That woman is the bane of my existence.
Driver: I envy you.
Guard at Liberty Gate: What were you doing out there?
Staff Sergeant William James: Visiting a whorehouse.
Guard at Liberty Gate: Okay. If I let you back in, will you tell me where it is exactly?
Ray Embrey: People don't like you, Hancock.
Hancock: Do I look like I care what people think?
King Henry viii: Why are you here for her?
Mary Boleyn: Because she is my sister, and therefore one half of me.