Capt. Joe Grusinsky: I don't need any more guns in my life, that's for sure. But you should have one to be safe. It's better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.
Lt. Col. Falco: Suffice it to say the enemy is getting stronger and the enemy is getting uglier. We're going to put our foot on their throats.
April Epner: Your wife was seeing someone else?
Frank: Pretty much everyone else. I was too much for her.
April Epner: Your wife? I'm sure she didn't feel that way.
Frank: She told me.
April Epner: What did she say?
Frank: 'You're too much for me.'.
April Epner: Ugh.
Mr. Parks: "Most people go to their graves with their music inside them." - What was Mr. Holmes saying? Come on guys, it's not that hard. He's saying that most people die without discovering their own genius, without expressing the uniqueness that makes them special.
Marion: It's not your dick that's too big for French condoms. It's your ego that's too big for French condoms. And... And Italian, too.
Alice Park: You're just as bad as they are aren't you?
Simon: Nope, I'm a lot fuckin' worse.
Tammy: Are you okay?
Cherry Darling: I'm just Cherry.
Stanley Philipps: So what have you been up to, John?
John Phillips: I'm studying to take the GRE.
Stanley Philipps: Good. You're going back to school?
John Phillips: I'm thinking about it, yeah.
Stanley Philipps: That's great. What for?
John Phillips: Law. Or medicine. I haven't decided yet.
Ian Curtis: Existence. Well, what does it matter? I exist on the best terms I can. The past is now part of my future. The present is well out of hand.
Silas: I gonna drop you like K-Fed.
Jean Paul Clement: Most people are together just so they are not alone. But some people want magic. I think you are one of those people.
Diane: I can't believe you don't remember your own wife.
Jake Rodgers: I'm married?.. to a white woman?.. Am I Lionel Richie?
Pat: The Death Star would take out the Enterprise with one shot.
Jenny: The Enterprise has deflector shields.
Shelly Barnes: Just don't ask me to marry you again.
Dr. Jack Gramm: Why not? We're perfect for each other.
Shelly Barnes: Yeah, yeah... except I'm a lesbian and you're a commitment-phobe.
Dr. Jack Gramm: That's why we're perfect.
Larry McCoy: I'm getting too fat for this shit.
Burwell: You've been a bad girl, haven't you Lindsay?
Winnie Mandela: When I married you, I knew I was marrying the struggle.
Clay Beresford: Am I supposed to still hear you?
Jim Lovell: One day, under secret orders, a group of us at the test pilot center were ordered to go to Washington, to get a briefing. And they talked about the Atlas booster, and putting a capsule on top of that, with a man in it, to try to put a man in space. And of course at that time, the Atlas boosters were blowing up every other day down at Cape Canaveral. And it looked like a very, you know, a good way to have a short career.