Lady Murasaki: They will call it murder.
Hannibal Lecter: At worst a crime of passion.
Dennis: I can lose weight, but you'll always be an asshole!
Kate Breck: Is there a love in your life?
Hallam Foe: She's dead. Would you like to meet her?
Kate Breck: I like creepy guys.
Stan Minton: What the fuck just happened in there?
Mal: You lost, Stanley.
Stan Minton: I didn't lose. You're the lawyer. You lost.
Mal: I'm truly sorry.
Stan Minton: Damn it man, I'm rich! I wanted some of that O.J. Justice.
Carlos Olivera: Just promise me one thing. When you get down there.
Alice: Consider it done.
Harris Arden: I have to tell you something... I still know what stars are ours.
Mr. Parks: "Most people go to their graves with their music inside them." - What was Mr. Holmes saying? Come on guys, it's not that hard. He's saying that most people die without discovering their own genius, without expressing the uniqueness that makes them special.
Glen the Desk Clerk: Hello, welcome to the International Inn. How many?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: There's 8 of us.
Glen the Desk Clerk: 8, 8 people for a suckfest.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, no suckfest. We're here for a convention.
Glen the Desk Clerk: I like convention too. I'm in a convention. A suckfest convention.
Stanley Philipps: So what have you been up to, John?
John Phillips: I'm studying to take the GRE.
Stanley Philipps: Good. You're going back to school?
John Phillips: I'm thinking about it, yeah.
Stanley Philipps: That's great. What for?
John Phillips: Law. Or medicine. I haven't decided yet.
Guy: I was going to tell you everything eventually.
Joe Kingman: I have an answer to your question, P. Win or lose today, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Florentino Ariza: Shoot me. There is no greater glory than to die for love.
Jack: This isn't Paris. This is hell.
Alice Park: You're just as bad as they are aren't you?
Simon: Nope, I'm a lot fuckin' worse.
Pat Garret: Newton, life is like a penis. When it's hard you get screwed. When it's soft you can't beat it.
Maddie McConnell: Are you here for my girl? Are you gonna kill my baby girl?
Katherine Winter: What? No.
Maddie McConnell: Why not?
Katherine Winter: I'm just trying to help her.
Maddie McConnell: She doesn't need help. Can't you see that?
Nazneen Ahmed: We must not run from our fate. What cannot be changed must be borne. The test of life is to endure.
Kim: You redneck, lunatic bastard.
