Glen the Desk Clerk: Hello, welcome to the International Inn. How many?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: There's 8 of us.
Glen the Desk Clerk: 8, 8 people for a suckfest.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, no suckfest. We're here for a convention.
Glen the Desk Clerk: I like convention too. I'm in a convention. A suckfest convention.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: This is the stupidest group of people I've ever worked with who are not legally retarded.
Captain Rogers, DHS: You fuck with me one more time... I'm gonna fill up a tube sock with oranges and I'm gonna beat you till I juice it, then I'ma drink that juice in front of you and you'll beg to me 'why why why' but I won't answer that question because you'll know its so you'll get your heads out of your asses.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Your watch is stuck in my pubes.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I became a police officer because my doctor told me I needed to get out of the house more.
Answer: It is called "Police and Thieves" by The Clash.
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