Stuntman Mike: Get ready to fly, bitch.
American tourist: I think the French are so rude.
Jack: I know. It's a cliché but it's true.
Mackenzie Carpenter: Lenny couldn't find his ass with both hands.
Maps: Just remember Misty, no matter what, you're still a December boy.
Mariane Pearl: It is not just a group of extremist Pakistani. It is a vast and international network of terrorists. And where ever there is misery, they find people. And there is misery in lots of parts of the world.
Jake Rodgers: I'm Special Op's.
Gina: Try Special Mops.
Harry: I can give you the ten commandments in ten words: "Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't."
Ram Shankar Nikumbh: Lf you fancy racing, breed racehorses, dammit, not children.
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Turner Claymore: Here at Berm-Tech we offer you a handshake, whether you have hands, hooks, or flippers.