Charles Schine: Please, just take the money.
Philippe LaRoche: Chuck, I already took your money. You see this? This was your money, and I took it. Now it's mine.
Hadley Wolfmeyer: What kind of a dickhead runs away with his secretary? That is lame, take a right, make a left at pathetic.
Ben: Captain Newport, sir, I found oysters. They're as thick as my hands. They're the size of stones sir and there's fish everywhere they're flapping against your legs. We're gonna live like kings.
Tom Baker: What do you do for a living Eliot?
Eliot: Well... I'm in 8th grade.
Isabel Bigelow: Guess what? I'm a witch.
Jack Wyatt: Guess what? I'm a Clippers fan.
Shane Wolfe: Rule number one: never be too eager to rush your opponent.
Audrey Billings: You said if I needed anything.
Frank Martin: I can't.
Audrey Billings: Why, because of who I am?
Frank Martin: Because of who I am.
Floyd: Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch!
Nola Rice: Men think I may be something special.
Chris Wilton: Are you?
Nola Rice: No one's ever asked for their money back.
Dean Whiting: In this town, you're innocent until you're investigated.
Hector: What you doin' around here? Looking all homegirl and shit?
Allison: I always dress like this.
Hector: Oh, yeah? Wow! Here I am, trying to look like I got the money, and you're trying to look like ME! Fuckin' white people.
Bree Osbourne: My body may be a work-in-progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul.
Tobin Keller: You lose somebody, you lose somebody. I don't wanna lose two somebodies.
Skip: Yeah, this is Skip Engblom and the Zephyr Skateboard Team. Here's our entry fees. Now where's our trophies?
Elliot Wilhelm: When are you going to call me?
Chili Palmer: When your phone rings.
Melquiades Estrada: Promise me one thing, Pete. If I die over here, carry me back to my family and bury me in my home town. I don't want to be buried on this side among all the fucking billboards.
Winnie the Pooh: The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it.
Chanel: I know Botox Barbie didn't just call me ignorant.
Valiant: It's not the size of your wingspan that counts, no, it's the size of your spirit.