Lt. Colonel Mucci: General, this is the man who led the raid... Captain Prince.
General Kreuger: Congratulations, soldier. I'm very sorry for your losses, but I want to let you know you men have done a great service to your country.
Captain Prince: Thank you, sir.
June: It is impossible to say Goodbye to someone you love. It is easier to say 'See ya Later... may be in heaven'.
Evelyn Ryan: Do you know that U.S. Army research has shown a relationship between intelligence and willingness to eat unfamiliar foods?
Special Agent Derrick Vann: I'm gonna check the front of my car. If it smells like ass, I'm gonna beat you like a runaway slave.
Luce: Well, it should be a breakup bouquet, and it should be hydrangeas. They mean "It's over, but think of me well."
Ryan: You know, I came over here, and I was noticing you, and well, wow. You're like... cute.
Maggie Feller: Darling, you're like twelve.
Hayley Stark: It's not me you need to worry about. It's Janelle. I called her, told her I was lieutenant Hayley from the LAPD. How far does she live, Jeff?
Reporter: Conners, can we have a few words?
Quentin Conners: Yeah, I have two words for you. Blow me.
Steve Coogan: Womb with a view.
The Kid: So, as just a guy who gave another guy a sandwich, you have, like, any philosophical tips or anything, for a guy on a-kind of - road trip?
Don Johnston: You asking me?
The Kid: Yeah.
Don Johnston: Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future, isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is, is this. The present. That's it.
The Kid: Are you a Buddhist?
Majeed: I was the funniest one in school... and the funniest one in explosives training.
Otis: Who wants to get laid?
Winter: You can't hurt me.
Pinhead: You're not the first to say that... and you won't be the last.
Hollywood Henderson: Katelin.
Katelin Kingsford: Et tu, Hollywood?
Opal: Music is better if someone's listening.
Sonia Rand: I don't have time for stupid idiots.
Travis Ryer: Well, why don't you make some time. How about we stop with the insults, because it is starting to get on my nerves.
Sonia Rand: You think I devoted my career to designing an amusement park ride for rich men to compensate for their little willies by shooting prehistoric animals, is that what you really think?
Travis Ryer: No, what I think is that if you were a guy, someone would have probably knocked you on your ass a long time ago.
Penguin: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Luther 'Suitcase' Simpson: Is this official?
Chief Jesse Stone: No. It's personal.