Mr. Marks: Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem?
George: Houses don't kill people. People kill people.
Joaquin: Woah! How did you learn to fight like that?!
Alejandro: Prison changes a man.
Loki: Okay, no let me think. What should I turn him into?
Bernard Berkman: Hey - Watch it.
Frank Berkman: Suck my dick, ass man.
Singleton: Yeah, well, you play like a girl.
Hayley Goodfairer: Excuse me?
Grace Margaret Mulligan: There's nothing to be afraid of. We've taken all of the family's weapons.
Wilhelm: No. I'm afraid of what will happen now. I feel we ain't ready - for a completely new way of life. At Manderlay we slaves took supper at seven. When do people take supper when they're free? We don't know these things.
Kadaj: So what if I'm a puppet? Once upon a time... you were too.
Vladimir: My companion seems to be missing. I do not know what has become of him.
Evelyn Ryan: Do you know that U.S. Army research has shown a relationship between intelligence and willingness to eat unfamiliar foods?
Annette Prestolani: Oh, my God. Gina Prestolani, who's sauce have you been tasting?
Teresa: You clearly don't know how to speak to women.
Roland Sharp: I know how to speak to women. I clearly choose not to.
Ian Ziering: Come on, Bri. We're late, we're late.
Brian Austin Green: Dude, it's fucking Mapquest. I told you, never again with that piece of shit.
Narrator: When you're a gay man, you have to feel good about yourself when a urologist says, 'Yeah. I pick you.'.
Shirley Wershba: Name me another wife who reminds her husband to take off his wedding ring before he goes to the office.
Joe Wershba: Ava Gardner.
Bettie Page: I'm not ashamed. Adam and Eve were naked in the Garden of Eden, weren't they? When they sinned, they put on clothes.
Prince Sadir: Cale, you look me in the eye and you tell me that you think that your horse has a chance at beating my brother's horse.
Cale Crane: My horse will beat every horse that shows up.
Evil: Because when you point a finger at somebody else, you're pointing three at yourself and a thumb at the sky.
Casey Carlyle: What's wrong with wanting to feel strong and graceful and beautiful for once in my life?