Liam Gallagher: Didn't like music then. Just played football and come in late for me tea. Knocked on people's doors and run off. Ran through people's gardens and pinched things.
Interviewer: What sort of things would you pinch?
Liam Gallagher: Clothes off the washing line. If I thought they looked pretty cool, I thought, "I'll have that." Mountain bikes. Lawnmowers.
Interviewer: You used to pinch lawnmowers?
Liam Gallagher: Yeah. And sell 'em. For weed.
Cody Banks: What was my mission again?
Natalie Connors: I think you were going to kiss me.
Jonathon Cold: You like the dollar bill?
Mimms: Dead presidents. Greenbacks. You care to expound.
Steve Tobias: This wedding is going to be as normal as butter on mashed potatoes.
Natalie: I thought shit like that only happened in the movies.
Fait: You read Chinese?
Archie: No, but I know "cop" in every language.
Evan: Okay, you guys go, and we'll just stay here, Francine and.
Scott: And get high.
Evan: Yeah... so?
Blake: My best friend was just killed, Dad! So how about giving me some fucking space?
Donnie Anderson: Do you get scared? Yeah. You stay scared? Better not.
Rabbit: Who am I forgetting?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Rabbit. Let's ask Piglet.
Joe Gavilan: Don't call me sir. I work for a living.
Ann: No-one's normal, Mom. No such thing as normal people.
King: Sometimes, Jake, style can get you killed.
Alexa: I tried my hardest to keep y'all apart, you just kept gettin' back together... and I'm the queen of connivin'.
Mrs. Carver: So, what are your plans for after the wedding?
Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Kill you.
Bobby: You're dancing the flamenco to get money. This is not a strong bargaining position.
Maria Thins: He's no fool, mind you. And he won't be taken for one. So, don't think otherwise.
Dustin: Lil Bow Wow, you keep barkin', you and I are gonna take a one way walk into the woods.
Professor Harold Hill: You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you've collected a lot of empty yesterdays.