Best movie quotes of 2003

Alan Taylor: I just want to see some boobies.

Pina: Me, I can convert anybody. Give me an hour in the Gay Village and there's not gonna be a Gay Village no more! Hai capito?

Veronica Guerin: You'd do the same. If you saw those kids on the street, you would do the same.

Elizabeth: Even the worst people can be nice to their friends, Jane.

Ronald Reagan: If you don't mind, this administration has to pee.

Emma Dinsmore: Does the fact that you called seventeen times last night with no response from me send any kind of signal to you?
Alex: Yeah, I mean, I'm not an idiot. I figured you probably wanted to talk to me but that your machine was broken.

Howard Phillips: God damn you.
Herbert West: Religion has nothing to do with this.

Spike: I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike, down! Get off that couch.

Dickie Roberts: May I help you? Was I being too loud in my treeehouse?

Phil Kaufman: What the hell are you doing?
Larry Oster-Berg: The steering lock is on.
Phil Kaufman: Well, turn it off.
Larry Oster-Berg: I can't. He's got the key.
Phil Kaufman: So we can escape, but we can only drive in a circle.
Larry Oster-Berg: Yes.

Guy Burgess: Vladivostok, Moscow, the Kusnetsk Basin, Cambridge - the coldest places on Earth. Of the four, Cambridge is the coldest, permanently February the nineteenth.

Rabbit: Who am I forgetting?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Rabbit. Let's ask Piglet.

Sid: An honest voice is louder then a crowd's.

Edmund: There will be no more stupidity. There will be no more mistakes. It's a new day. God help you all.

Ted Pratt: Yep... I smell fuckwits.

Willard: Have you been to the basement?
Willard's Mother: Oh, you know I can't, but I know they're there. I can smell them! All my life I could smell mice.
Willard: Smell mice.
Willard's Mother: And hear them! Don't you hear them down there?
Willard: It's just the wind.

Mrs. Carver: So, what are your plans for after the wedding?
Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Kill you.

Colonel Blount: Don't think me discourteous, but I'm afraid it's impossible for me to ask you to luncheon. I have a guest coming on intimate family business. It's some young rascal who wants to marry my daughter.
Adam Fenwick-Symes: Well, I want to marry your daughter too.
Colonel Blount: What an extraordinary thing. Are you sure?

Les Gault: What'd you do that for?
Joe Taylor: I had no use for it.
Les Gault: Must be worth something, though.
Joe Taylor: Not to me.

Sinbad: And you are?
Eris: Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.
Sinbad: You know, they don't do you justice.