Leland: You know what the funny thing about earthquakes is? After an earthquake you see people pulling other people out of broken down buildings and people hugging and junk because they saw a little girl's shoe in the middle of the road and no little girl around. Then a couple days later they forget all about it.
Pearl Madison: Well it still shows you that there's goodness in people.
Leland: During earthquakes at least.
DJ Drake: Have you seen those "Mummy" movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is!
El Presidente: Who are you guys?
El Mariachi: Sons of Mexico, sir.
Sam Drebben: Another day, another dollar.
Snakehead: Treat him like a prince.
Halley: Some people fall in love. I had to crash into it.
Harley: I'm the kind of guy who puts the "ick" in "dick."
Will: The terrible thing about the truth is that sometimes you find it.
Rémy: I wish that one day you will have a son like you.
Mrs. Connelly: Tell me about yourselves. What do you do Alan?
Alex Rose: Uh, it's Alex.
Nancy Kendricks: Alex is a writer.
Mrs. Connelly: Oh, a writer. I always thought of that as more of a hobby than a real job. I suppose I'm forgetting about Joyce.
Alex Rose: Joyce. James Joyce. Of course. Wonderful writer.
Mrs. Connelly: He died drunk and penniless.
Harrison: I'll fuckin' finish you off faster than a fuckin' birthday cake at a fat chick's fuckin' birthday party.
Lajjo Kapur: Oh, so you are awake...! Looking so good like Hari Putter.
Shiv: Harry Potter, dadi! Harry Potter.
Jack: Damn fool, truck stop closed.
Iggy: Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.
Evelyn: I think everyone should see themselves doing it and their friends should see it too.
Jacki: A murderer, a rapist and a dyke go into a tattoo parlor.
Dustin: Lil Bow Wow, you keep barkin', you and I are gonna take a one way walk into the woods.
Inspector Lau Kin Ming: I'm a cop too.