Best movie quotes of 2003

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Latter Days picture

Julie Taylor: Why don't we just play two-on-two?
Ryder: But you're.
Julie Taylor: A girl? So I can't play? But then I am black so maybe I can. Your only problem's gonna be deciding which one of your narrow-minded stereotypes is gonna kick your lily-white ass. Afraid you'll get beaten?
Christian Markelli: By a girl and a fag?

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Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring picture

Old Monk: Lust awakens the desire to possess. And that awakens the intent to murder.

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Underworld picture

Michael Corvin: I want to stay with you.

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Cold Mountain picture

Ada: I brought you this book... and this photo. I'm not smiling in it. I don't know how to do that... hold a smile.

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Mrs. Gibbons: Brian, I think you'd better go check that barbecue.

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Ellis 'Zee' Pettigrew: Those Africans are my people too. For all the years that we have been told to stand down and stand by, you doin' the right thing.
Lt. A.K. Waters: For our sins.
Ellis 'Zee' Pettigrew: Hooyah.
Lt. A.K. Waters: Hooyah.

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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days picture

Ben: Hanging with her for 10 days is gonna be no problem.
Tony: Right. That's only nine days longer than you've ever spent with any other chick, huh?

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Winnie the Pooh: Springtime with Roo picture

Tigger: Aww, I just love a hoppy ending.

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Anger Management picture

Lou: So my boss, he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken. And I was like, you know 'Don't go there, ' you know. But he kept on about wanting to see some kind of a doctor's note or something. And I said 'Look, I'm seriously serious. You don't want to go there. He kept talking and talking and being such a nag, and I just blacked out. I blacked out. And I woke up, and I was standing over him and I was screaming "I told you not to go there! I told you not to go there!"

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Down With Love picture

Theodore Banner: You're my creative team, create a reason to get rid of her or I'll create a new creative team.

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Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor! Strangling the witness.
Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it.

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Otis: Huntin' humans ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. Run rabbit. Run, rabbit, run! RUN, rabbit, RUN.

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Wonderland picture

Ron Launius: What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?
John Holmes: You can heat food with it.
Ron Launius: The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.

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Intermission picture

Jerry Lynch: You just don't have the requisite Celtic soul, man.

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Bad Santa picture

Willie: I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santa Claus.

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Malibu's Most Wanted picture

Tec: Grab Fatback! I got Milkdud.
PJ: I'm soft.

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Mitch: Wow. Cheese. Is that you?
Dean Pritchard: Hello, Mitch. Bernard. I see you guys haven't changed much.
Beanie: Who's this guy?
Mitch: Beanie, you remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother?
Dean Pritchard: Actually, my name's not Cheese anymore. It's Gordon Pritchard.
Beanie: Oh, yeah. Cheeeeeese. Yeah, didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?
Dean Pritchard: Yea, I got out.
Beanie: Cool man. Good. Glad you did.

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Policeman: Put the knives down!
Wolverine: I can't.

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Mays: Yo, Lewis. Your mother's ass is so big, when she sits down she's three feet taller. Yo, Lewis. Your mother got a really big ass.
Advisor: Sir, I think it's time we prepare for a debate.
Senator Lewis: Give me one good reason to debate that jerk.
Advisor: He talked about your mother, sir.
Senator Lewis: So what?
[Senator Lewis' mother walks up to him and slaps him in the face.]
Mother: Are you just going to let him talk about me like that?

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Marek: We're speaking the same language, but you don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?
Lady Claire: No.

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