Fait: You read Chinese?
Archie: No, but I know "cop" in every language.
Alexander Kerner: The future lay in our hands. Uncertain, but promising.
Tupac Shakur: What makes me saying 'I don't give a f - -' different than Patrick Henry saying 'Give me liberty or give me death'?
Evelyn: I think everyone should see themselves doing it and their friends should see it too.
Harley: I'm a corpse burrito, dude.
Ann: Nobody thinks about death in the supermarket.
Demetrius Hicks: Why are you still alive and your homies are dead?
Overdose: I was in the attic.
Demetrius Hicks: Doin' what?
Overdose: Hidin'.
Demetrius Hicks: What kind of coward shit is that, man?
Overdose: You see homey in there in that chair with his tongue pulled through his neck? Man, you'd better get real. Reflexes too slow.
Store Clerk: Enough! You're it! And no touch backs, no do overs, no erasies, and this whole store is home free!
Harry: Lloyd, can he do that?
Lloyd: Oh yeah Harry. He can. He did. And now...it's on like Donkey Kong. Pay the man.
Harry: Pay the man.
Max Parry: Sometimes we have to behave the way other people think we should.
Jake Hopper: I liked you a lot better as a bitch.
Nick Callahan: If I could live this life again, I would never leave you for a second.
Steve Tobias: We're the CIA.
Angela Harris: Great, now I have to kill him.
Maria Thins: You're not the first to forget your manners in front of his paintings. Tell me girl, do you think it finished? Three months. Another three before he's satisfied, no doubt. Well, get along girl. You're not paid to stand gawking all day.
King: Sometimes, Jake, style can get you killed.
Susan: I can't even believe you'd bring that up right now. You were the one who picked the dates.
Daniel: Oh yeah, of my whopping two choices - this was the better date.
Carol: Have you ever been involved with a little person sexually?
Steven Bedalia: No, just kid's stuff, you know? Y'know, all the kids would come over, we'd sit in a circle, play doctor and that kind of thing. Couldn't have been more than ten or twelve, so that doesn't really count.
Carol: So you had a circle jerk with a bunch of little people? I would have loved to see that.
Steven Bedalia: You would like to see that.
Carol: Yes, I would.
Roxy: You shouldn't accept expensive gifts from a man.
Isabel: Why?
Roxy: Because it puts you in a position of having to do what he wants.
Isabel: I'd do it anyway.
Natalie: I thought shit like that only happened in the movies.
Joe Gavilan: You dog, you.
Zammeti: They were all French guys.
Joey: French Guys? You mean like French from France?
Zammeti: Yeah, French guys from France.