Best movie quotes of 2003

Marek: We're speaking the same language, but you don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?
Lady Claire: No.

Natalie: I thought shit like that only happened in the movies.

Steve Tobias: This wedding is going to be as normal as butter on mashed potatoes.

Shorty: C'mon, don't be mean to the one that does everything for you.

Ted Pratt: Yep... I smell fuckwits.

Liam Gallagher: Didn't like music then. Just played football and come in late for me tea. Knocked on people's doors and run off. Ran through people's gardens and pinched things.
Interviewer: What sort of things would you pinch?
Liam Gallagher: Clothes off the washing line. If I thought they looked pretty cool, I thought, "I'll have that." Mountain bikes. Lawnmowers.
Interviewer: You used to pinch lawnmowers?
Liam Gallagher: Yeah. And sell 'em. For weed.

Mrs. Carver: So, what are your plans for after the wedding?
Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Kill you.

Snakehead: Treat him like a prince.

Ann: No-one's normal, Mom. No such thing as normal people.

Joe Gavilan: Don't call me sir. I work for a living.

Zero: No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?

May: Oh, Darren. This cigarette's making my chest all congested. I can't breathe.
Darren: What would happen if you did breathe?
May: I'd say, would you... would it be too much trouble... spare rooms... would you come to the spare rooms with me... would you.

Blake: My best friend was just killed, Dad! So how about giving me some fucking space?

Patch: You lied to me?
Thunderbolt: I put on an act. I'm an actor. It's what I do.
Patch: But you said I could be your junior deputy.
Thunderbolt: I made all that up. I-I just needed someone who knew the script.
Patch: But you... You said that you'd help us.
Thunderbolt: Ohhh, don't you get it, kid? All that running around and saving the day stuff, it - it's make-believe! It's not real.

Rabbit: Who am I forgetting?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Rabbit. Let's ask Piglet.

Maria Thins: He's no fool, mind you. And he won't be taken for one. So, don't think otherwise.

Bobby: You're dancing the flamenco to get money. This is not a strong bargaining position.

Jack Fate: All of us in some way are trying to kill time. When it's all said and done, time ends up killing us.

Professor Harold Hill: You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you've collected a lot of empty yesterdays.

Alexa: I tried my hardest to keep y'all apart, you just kept gettin' back together... and I'm the queen of connivin'.