Best movie quotes of 2003

Marek: We're speaking the same language, but you don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?
Lady Claire: No.

Willard's Mother: Oh, what is that on your hand?
Willard: I... it's, it's soap.
Willard's Mother: It's cooking oil! Oh, Willard, you're too old for that! When will - when will you find yourself a girl?

Lance Sussman: Buster, if you want any singin' outta me, you better haul out that bratwurst and spread some mustard on it.

Joe Oramas: Hey, man, let me ask you a personal question. You've had sex before, right?
Finbar McBride: Yes.
Joe Oramas: With a regular sized chick?
Finbar McBride: With a regular sized chick.

Les Gault: What'd you do that for?
Joe Taylor: I had no use for it.
Les Gault: Must be worth something, though.
Joe Taylor: Not to me.

Zero: No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?

Jack: Damn fool, truck stop closed.

Shiori Kitano: The thing people fear most isn't dying, it's being forgotten.

CIA Director: Ladies and gentlemen, somebody has gotta teach this kid how to talk to a girl.

Joe Byrne: I'm sure there's no harm in being friendly.

Sean Vetter: They call us down here. They take away our weapons? They expect us to go into a building full of drunken cartel gunmen unarmed? I mean, that isn't fun.
Ty Frost: You're not gettin' paid to have fun. Good luck, gentlemen.

Katherine Watson: You can confirm to what other people expect of you, or.
Betty Warren: I know. Be ourselves.

Jack Fate: All of us in some way are trying to kill time. When it's all said and done, time ends up killing us.

David: I wish I were dead.
Johannes: Don't say that. Don't even think it.
David: Why not? There's nothing good here! What's the point of even staying alive?
Johannes: Because if you're alive you can change things. If you're dead you can't. Do whatever you can to stay alive, no matter what! Go.

Tupac Shakur: What makes me saying 'I don't give a f - -' different than Patrick Henry saying 'Give me liberty or give me death'?

Casey Weeks: Any you girls 'round here want to make out or somethin?

Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers.

Brian: She's like the ones at the Baywatch. They make my penis sneeze.
Larry Gigli: You got a good sense of humor, you know that?
Brian: God bless you.
Larry Gigli: Thank you.
Brian: No, not you, stupid. When my penis sneezes, I say, 'God bless you'... God bless you, penis.

Natalie: I thought shit like that only happened in the movies.

Inspector Lau Kin Ming: I'm a cop too.