Marek: We're speaking the same language, but you don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?
Lady Claire: No.
Fait: What's your name anyway?
Su: I am Su.
Fait: Yeah, and I'm Sally.
Katherine Watson: I can assure all of you this is the place I want to be more than anything.
Store Clerk: Enough! You're it! And no touch backs, no do overs, no erasies, and this whole store is home free!
Harry: Lloyd, can he do that?
Lloyd: Oh yeah Harry. He can. He did. And now...it's on like Donkey Kong. Pay the man.
Harry: Pay the man.
Patch: You lied to me?
Thunderbolt: I put on an act. I'm an actor. It's what I do.
Patch: But you said I could be your junior deputy.
Thunderbolt: I made all that up. I-I just needed someone who knew the script.
Patch: But you... You said that you'd help us.
Thunderbolt: Ohhh, don't you get it, kid? All that running around and saving the day stuff, it - it's make-believe! It's not real.
Sylvia: Sometimes I dream the tree, and the tree is my life. One branch is the man I shall marry, and the leaves my children. Another branch is my future as a writer, and each leaf is a poem. Another branch is a good academic career. But as I sit there trying to choose, the leaves bring to turn brown and blow away, until the tree is absolutely bare.
Charley: Excuse the cryin'. I am a damn cryin' machine. That's why I drink so much water, won't have any fluids left in me. Have you ever been depressed?
William Gibbs: I've never not been depressed.
Jake: Lying, cheating, manipulating... it all came very naturally to me.
Michael Jennings: If you love me, if you care about me, go. Have a good life. Remember me.
DJ Drake: Have you seen those "Mummy" movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is!
El Presidente: Who are you guys?
El Mariachi: Sons of Mexico, sir.
Adam Shipley: He was wracked with confusion. For the first time in his life, he understood the true meaning of the expressions "horns of a dilemma" and "between a rock and a hard place" - although the concept of "paying through the nose" had always tormented him. How does the money get in the nose in the first place? Once in, is it pulled out by hand, or is a sneeze involved? And who would accept such a transaction? Burning questions all, but he had bigger fish to fry.
Joe Oramas: Hey, man, let me ask you a personal question. You've had sex before, right?
Finbar McBride: Yes.
Joe Oramas: With a regular sized chick?
Finbar McBride: With a regular sized chick.
Blake Gardner: Thou movie, which art on screen, hallowed be they name. The time has come. Thou will be shown in theaters as well as home. Give us this day our daily film and forgive our bad choices, as we forgive those whose movies were so bad to choose. And lead us not into television, but deliver us from that evil, for movies are the picture and the sound, and the greatest thing in the whole wide world, forever and ever. Movies Rule.
Alan Taylor: Most times if I'm in a party, and you know, I kind of feel that left out feeling, I'll go and get like a glass of milk.
Ann: Nobody thinks about death in the supermarket.
Will: The terrible thing about the truth is that sometimes you find it.
Rémy: I wish that one day you will have a son like you.
Sam Drebben: Another day, another dollar.