Best movie quotes of 2003

Chris: I'm not a total dead loss as a woman, I may not be able to knit or make plum jam but I can bake a bloody Victoria sponge... 'course I didn't bake this one, I got it at Marks and Spencer.

April Burns: I'm the first pancake.
Evette: What do you mean?
Eugene: She's the one you're supposed to throw out.

Big Bear, a Fighter: Come on! Fuck Muay Thai.

Molly Gunn: That man in the library in your house... nurse said he's in a coma from a massive stroke. That's your father, huh?
Ray: Was. He's a vegetable now. Soon he'll be nothing.
Molly Gunn: That's kinda harsh.
Ray: It's a harsh world.

Jim: Where's that scary albino when you need him?

Samuel Jones: If I stay here very long, I might misbehave. Somebody might have to kill me.

Mays: Yo, Lewis. Your mother's ass is so big, when she sits down she's three feet taller. Yo, Lewis. Your mother got a really big ass.
Advisor: Sir, I think it's time we prepare for a debate.
Senator Lewis: Give me one good reason to debate that jerk.
Advisor: He talked about your mother, sir.
Senator Lewis: So what?
[Senator Lewis' mother walks up to him and slaps him in the face.]
Mother: Are you just going to let him talk about me like that?

Ron Launius: What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?
John Holmes: You can heat food with it.
Ron Launius: The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.

Walt: She's got mace.

Andre Stander: I'm tried for robbing banks. But, I have killed unarmed people.
Judge: That is not the business of the court.

Thomas Garrett: Oh, women. Can't live with 'em. Can't live with 'em.

Vlad: Are you blushing?
Michael: Are you kidding? I'm doing everything but bat my eyes.

Donny: Yo what are you doin?
Stuntman: Gettin' ready to race.
Donny: Without a lid? You not just drunk you crazy.
Stuntman: Just consider it a reminder, in case you glance at me.
Donny: A reminder of what?
Stuntman: That your lid's about to become mine.
Donny: Yea right.

James Clayton: All I know about the CIA is that they're a bunch of fat, old white guys who fell asleep when we needed them most.

Gen. 'Stonewall' Jackson: In the Army of the Shenandoah, you were the First Brigade! In the Army of the Potomac you were the First Brigade! In the Second Corps of this Army, you are the First Brigade! You are the First Brigade in the affections of your general, and I hope by your future deeds and bearing you will be handed down the posterity as the First Brigade in this our Second War of Independence. God Speed.

Marianne Jordan: Life has to go on Jack. With or without God.

Cassandra: Can you smell bluebells?
Rose: I can smell heaven.

PJ: If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt?
B-Rad: I stole that too.

Henry Dashwood: For me, it's just a stop on the campaign trail, and for Glynnis it's a chance to launch Clarissa on society.
Daphne Reynolds: Launch her? You make her sound like a ship.
Henry Dashwood: No, in Clarissa's case it's more like an intercontinental ballistic missile.

Ada: When this war is over, there will be a reckoning.