Aman Mathur: I have a theory about girls. The more you run after them, the more they will run away from you. But if you run away from them they will be confused and will run after you to find out the reason for their confusion. And we have to take advantage of such a confusion of a confused girl.
Rohit Patel: Even I'm confused.
Chaddha uncle: Can't see Lajjoji anywhere?
Jennifer Kapur: Yes... sometimes we are also lucky.
Kurzon bhai Patel: There is this famous decorater from Paris who is coming and at the same time he will decorate my hole! You know... I have a very big hole.
Rohit Patel: Hall.
Rohit Patel: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to Lalaland... Rohit loves Naina but Naina doesn't love Rohit. She loves Aman. But Aman tells Rohit that he shouldn't let go of Naina so easily. So basically Aman is... insane.
Jasprit "Sweetu" Kapoor: Bye all.
Jaswinder "Jazz" Kapoor: Bye Ball.
Rohit Patel: A very intelligent man has said that the first step to love is friendship and the last is friendship too. It's the middle that's left.
Lajjo Kapur: Oh, so you are awake...! Looking so good like Hari Putter.
Shiv: Harry Potter, dadi! Harry Potter.