The Room (2003)

Johnny: Peter, you always play psychologist with us.

Peter: People are people. Sometimes they just can't see their own faults.

Lisa: She's a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. What do you think I should do?

Johnny: Anyway, how is your sex life?

Johnny: Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party. You invited all my friends, good thinking.

Johnny: I have a serious problem with Lisa. Um, I don't think she's faithful to me. In fact, I know she isn't.

Johnny: Of course, what do ya think? They already put my ideas into practice. The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool.

Lisa: Do you want me to order a pizza?
Johnny: Whatever, I don't care.
Lisa: I already ordered a pizza.
Johnny: You think about everything, ha ha ha.

Mark: Who are you calling a kid?

Johnny: Lisa, talk to me, please.

Johnny: Oh, hi, Claudette.
Claudette: Oh.
Johnny: Bye.

Mark: You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket.

Johnny: Anything for my princess.

Johnny: Denny, don't you have something else to do?
Denny: I just like to watch you guys.

Claudette: If you think I'm tired today, wait until you see me tomorrow.

Lisa: It can't wait 'til later. I want to talk right now. You owe me one anyway.
Mark: Okay. All right, what do you want to talk about?
Lisa: She's a stupid bitch.

Mark: So can I come in tomorrow, like late afternoon?
Johnny: Absolutely. 8:00?
Mark: Great.

Johnny: Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd.

Johnny: Let's go eat, huh.

Mark: As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the earth. That's a promise.