Johnny: Anyway, how is your sex life?
Johnny: Peter, you always play psychologist with us.
Peter: People are people. Sometimes they just can't see their own faults.
Lisa: She's a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. What do you think I should do?
Johnny: Anything for my princess.
Claudette: If you think I'm tired today, wait until you see me tomorrow.
Johnny: Let's go eat, huh.
Johnny: Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd.
Mark: As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the earth. That's a promise.
Johnny: Don't touch me, motherfucker - geddout.
Johnny: I'm tired, I'm wasted... I love you, darling.
Denny: Why, Johnny? Why? Johnny, why? Why?
Steven: I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.
Michelle: Me too.
Party Member #4: Lisa looks hot tonight.
Johnny: What do you want from me, huh? HUH?
Johnny: Let's go eat, hah?
Mike: Did you, uh, know... that chocolate... is the symbol of love?
Michelle: Mmm... feed me.