Admiral Reigart: Let's go get our boy back.
Kate: These people are the dregs, Jack. Not even the governments can control them.
Kyoji Ida: Don't get your hopes up. She must be over 70 now.
Genya Tachibana: She'll never grow old.
Napoleon Bonaparte: I am Napoleon.
Nicole 'Pumpkin' Truchaut: No, you're not Napoleon! I hate Napoleon! He's filled France with widows and orphans! He took my husband! I won't let him take you.
Kiyoshi Yamazaki: This isn't a mystery of life! It's a shit.
Taylor: The best part is we're consistent. We exploit all religions.
Sofía: What about you? What's your nickname?
David: Citizen Dildo.
Sofía: Hmm. You are not staying over.
Reidenschneider: Science. Perception. Reality. Doubt. Reasonable doubt.
Charlie Chaplin: Did you really believe I would stay away?
Marion Davies: No, but you should really believe I didn't want you here.
Casares: Stay by my side as my light grows dim /as my blood slows down and my nerves shatter with stabbing pain / as my heart grows weak / and the wheels of my being turn slowly / Stay by my side /as my fragile body is racked by pain /which verges on truth / and manic time continues scattering dust / and furious life bursts out in flames. Stay by my side / as I fade / so you can point to the end of my struggle /and the twilight of eternal days / at the low, dark edge of life.
Akash Malhotra: Dad, there is more to life than just signing checks.
Akash's father: Really... What is that?
Akash Malhotra: I don't know, but as soon as I do, you will be the first to know.
Marnie Piper: Come on, let's get you outta here before somebody gives you the prize for best mask.
Luke: You think?
Bobby's Buddy: Andy, have you seen my swimming buddy? If I can't find him, I'm telling Beth that you let him drown.
Andy: I was busy!
Bobby's Buddy: It's your job to make sure kids don't drown.
Darby Reese: Beau-Beau, she's a mother, not a moron.
Capt. James Sawyer: Liberty, equality, stupidity.
Ted: We're all time's captives, hostages to eternity.
Bobby: Ben Jonson?
Ted: No, Boris Pasternak. He was a Russian of no account, I think.
Neighbor: Hey, shutup down there.
Gordon: I'm covered in ca-ca.
Lee: Gwen, your dog just swallowed your window washer.
Gwen: Puppy.
Lee: Puppy? It's a raptor.
Kiki: Time for Prozac. Excuse me.
Lee: She's on Prozac?
Kiki: If only. The dog.
Betty Elms: It's strange calling yourself.
Genesis: I'm Charles Manson of the information age.