Best movie quotes of 2001

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Crazy/Beautiful picture

Carlos: You're crazy.
Nicole: ...and you're beautiful.

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Osmosis Jones picture

Osmosis: We were so poor, we lived off peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches! You ever try to blow-dry your hair with a fart?
Drix: OK, I get it. You were poor.
Osmosis: You bet I was! You ever try to make a snowman out of toilet paper cling-ons? Now that's poor!
Drix: OK, please, you're going to make me vomit!
Osmosis: Vomit? We couldn't afford no vomit; that's for rich folk.
Drix: Excuse me while I wipe my eyes.
Osmosis: Oh, you wanna talk about wiping?
Drix: No.

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Just Visiting picture

Count Thibault: You are lionhearted, Julia, like the women of your lineage. You have courage.

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The Shipping News picture

Billy: It's women that's shaped like leaves, and men fall.

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The Musketeer picture

Febre: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned... It's been a lifetime since my last confession.

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Jason X picture

Janessa: Why don't you just admit it? You want me.
Tsunaron: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.

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Don't Say A Word picture

Nathan Conrad: Does she have a new hiding place that I don't know about?
Aggie Conrad: Probably... she's been running around the house like a wild cat all week.

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Laughter on the 23rd Floor picture

[Afer Max punches a hole in a wall.]
Max Prince: I wanna hit something else. Something big! Something expensive!
Milt Fields: There's a bank across the street, Max.

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The Other Side of Heaven picture

President Stone: The house of the Lord is a house of order. There are forms for these things.

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Monkeybone picture

Stu Miley: The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.
Kitty: What a lucky girl.

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AntiTrust picture

Delbert: How's it going?
Building 20 Guard: Big night. Switched from tea to coffee. Brought new meaning to my work.

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I Am Sam picture

Conner Rhodes: Are you a retard too?
Lucy: No.
Conner Rhodes: How do you know?
Lucy: Because he told me.
Conner Rhodes: But he's a retard.
Lucy: It takes one to know one.

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The Breed picture

Fleming: You're not James Bond. I'm not Blofeld. No more explanations, and no last-minute escapes.

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The Fourth Angel picture

Kate: These people are the dregs, Jack. Not even the governments can control them.

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L.I.E. picture

Big John Harrigan: And if I was a spy, what would you think of me then?
Howie: Well, I'd think that you are just like James Bond except James Bond doesn't go around blowing boys.

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Love the Hard Way picture

Jack: I thought I was disconnected from everything, for a long time I'd been leading an unstable, risky life. I'd hung out with all sorts of people, nothing could shock me anymore. I was not impressed by the unexpected, I'd always been able to handle it. That night however, when I saw Claire again, I just fell to pieces. I thought I'd managed to forget her, I'd overcome the pain and remorse which made me want to see her again.

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Someone Like You picture

Jane: You know, that's why God invented turtlenecks.
Eddie: No, that's why God invented Darlene.

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Bully picture

Bobby Kent: You call that going out?
Alice 'Ali' Willis: I don't know.
Bobby Kent: I call it a fucking blowjob! A damn fine blowjob, but a blowjob all the same.

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Suicide Circle picture

Genesis: I'm Charles Manson of the information age.

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