Mama: That man looks like that Santa from years ago... no, can't be...No more eggnog for me.
Lucy: If you're not careful, I could fire you.
Ralph: It's a lifetime contract and elves age slowly.
Ralph: Look, we're burning daylight on the international dateline.
Lucy: Okay, right now you're burning my last nerve.
Member of the congregation: Hey everybody. You're not gonna believe this, it's snowing outside. This is amazing, it hasn't snowed in Los Angeles - never.
Taylor: The best part is we're consistent. We exploit all religions.
