Jane Livingstone: Neutrality does not exist in the face of murder. Doing nothing to stop it is, in fact, choosing. It is not being neutral.
Genesis: I'm Charles Manson of the information age.
Dr. Dolittle: You'll be the most famous bear in the world.
Archie: Bigger than Pooh?
Dr. Dolittle: If you get this right, everybody will be saying Winnie the Who.
Gordon: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Phil: You mean aside from coming to work for you?.. Well, I would have to say introducing Hank to Amy. That was pretty fucking stupid. I'd like to have that one back.
Mordechai Anielewicz: Can a moral man, that's me, maintain his moral code in an immoral world?
Luisa: You have to make the clitoris your best friend.
Tenoch: What kind of friend is always hiding?
Mama: That man looks like that Santa from years ago... no, can't be...No more eggnog for me.
Kiyoshi Yamazaki: This isn't a mystery of life! It's a shit.
Narrator: It's hard to be a legend's child. She's everywhere I turn like a shadow. It's remarkable, really, how much of our life begins before we're even born. I wonder sometimes what might have happened to us all if mama had just stayed Baby Frances Gumm... but she wasn't allowed to. She became Judy Garland. She became a legend.
Gord Brody: Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer.
Reidenschneider: No talking out of school. What's out of school? Everything's out of school. I do the talking. You keep your trap shut. I'm an attorney. You're a barber. You don't know anything.
Beryl Mason: I was with Freddie because I was in a blackout. What's your excuse?
Ray: I ought to go and see Sue. Y'know? While I'm still... before... Mind you, I haven't spoken to Sue for... I can't think how many years. You can't blame her for that though. Not really. That was more me, I think. I just stopped writing one day. Y'know how it is... things just stop. Then it seems too long to start 'em again.
Corelli: The other night when you were dancing the way you were moving the turn of your head. I thought I could watch you forever.
Pelagia: You think you can come here and turn my whole world upside down?
Uxía Cambarro: You cannot care for her. You do not dream of her! You will go soon to a beautiful place. You will forget your world and your friends. There will be no time, no end, no today, no yesterday, no tomorrow - only the forever and forever, and forever without end. It is your fate. It is your destiny.
Iris: I'm a wonderful housekeeper. I got divorced three times, and I kept all the houses.
Josie McCoy: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough.
Melody: The tough make lemonade.
Mayor Phlegmming: Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise", "low-fat", and "diet." Words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say, let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.
Leah: What? That's not what I wrote.
Mayor Phlegmming: I propose something that every organism in this city will enjoy. I give you a dream vacation to the annual chicken wing festival in Buffalo, New York. Final plans have been made and nothing is going to stand in our way!
Kyoji Ida: Don't get your hopes up. She must be over 70 now.
Genya Tachibana: She'll never grow old.