Best movie quotes of 2001

Akash Malhotra: Dad, there is more to life than just signing checks.
Akash's father: Really... What is that?
Akash Malhotra: I don't know, but as soon as I do, you will be the first to know.

Glass: Love never dies, and neither do they. Love is eternal, and that's a long time.

Phil Allen: A beauty is that, Shelley. A beauty.

Ricky Slade: You must be the 'Red Dragon'.

Jet: Spike, if that hostage had been shot, what would you have done then?
Spike: If it happens, it happens.
Jet: Really... As usual, for a 125,000-Woolong criminal, there were too many risks involved. Bounty hunting is harder than just that. Before I teamed up with you, I lead quite a normal life.

President Stone: The house of the Lord is a house of order. There are forms for these things.

Febre the Man in Black: What if I absolutely must kill someone?
Cardinal Richelieu: Well, if you must, you must.

Bob: What do you play?
Romulus Ledbetter: My skull.

Hermiee: Looks like rough weather ahead. We'd better go back.
Rudolph: I kinda hate to miss my date with Clarice.
Hermie: That doe certainly has you head over hooves. Doesn't she?
Rudolph: Who told you?
Hermie: Everyone in Christmas town knows.
Rudolph: They do?

Gary Soneji: I am living proof that a mind is a terrible thing.

Sofía: I have to get some sleep. Truthfully, I also work as a dental assistant.
David: Boy, am I going to the wrong dentist.

Elizabeth: If only my life could be more like the movies. I want an angel to swoop down to me like he does to Jimmy Stewart in "It's a Wonderful Life" and talk me out of suicide. I've always waited for that one moment of truth to set me free and change my life forever. But he won't come. It doesn't happen that way.

Big John Harrigan: And if I was a spy, what would you think of me then?
Howie: Well, I'd think that you are just like James Bond except James Bond doesn't go around blowing boys.

Billy: It's women that's shaped like leaves, and men fall.

Kit: I've got an opening for a new girlfriend. What do you say?
Megan: Fuck you.
Kit: Oh, attitude. I like that in a girl.

Fleming: You're not James Bond. I'm not Blofeld. No more explanations, and no last-minute escapes.

Dave: Remember the crazy guy in the woods?
Davis: Ted Kaczynski.
Dave: Who, the guy at Fox?
Lee: The Unabomber.
Dave: Yeah, the Unabomber. Okay? Remember how he lived in that little cabin?
Lee: So?
Dave: Hal Weidmann bought that cabin from the government and had it moved onto his property. That is where he edits his movies. That is his little, twisted, sicko office.

Beth: Listen, Henry...
Henry: Please, call me Henry.
Beth: Okay, Henry it is.

W. R. Hearst: You ever eaten a seagull, Tom?
Thomas Ince: No.
W. R. Hearst: God, they taste awful. Just like eating a crow.

Mary: Oh my God, you castrated him.