Kate Westbourne: You know, sometimes you don't even act like you're my son, Wesley.
Wesley Westbourne: Sometimes you don't even act like you're my mother.
Kate Westbourne: Oh, come on, I've given you everything a child could want. Toys, love, publicity.
Wesley Westbourne: Why are we so horrible to each other?
Kate Westbourne: Well, that's easy. We have an S&M relationship. Son and Mother.
Kate Westbourne: I know a friend who lipoed her stomach once. A few months later, she looked like Jabba the Hutt.
Miriam: Who's Jabba the Hutt?
Addie Holden: It's a sea slug, Mummy, from outer space and it's not a complimant.
Gavin: That's one good-lookin' lady.
Wesley Westbourne: Gavin, I may be mistaken, but I think she was very much alive at the start of World War II.
Beryl Mason: I was with Freddie because I was in a blackout. What's your excuse?
Beryl Mason: I think of sex as a language and I'm fluent in it. You? Well, for you it's... a second language.
Wesley Westbourne: You and Miss Westbourne had... uyuh... relations with the director.
Addie Holden: Not at the same time, obviously.