Best movie quotes of 2001

Sue Charleton: So did he behave?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Oh, yeah he was no trouble.
Sue Charleton: Not you. I was talking to Mikey.

Miguel: The BLM man gave me permission to kill anything that represented a danger to my cattle. El lobo, el coyote, and el Graboid.

Hercule Poirot: She is an elderly lady. She has more strength in her will as in her arm.

Kit: I've got an opening for a new girlfriend. What do you say?
Megan: Fuck you.
Kit: Oh, attitude. I like that in a girl.

Phil Allen: A beauty is that, Shelley. A beauty.

Jane: What are you thinking?
Eddie: I'm thinking the same thing you are, Jane. You and Ray are gonna' live happily ever after with matching volvos and chocolate labs. See you Monday.
Jane: Did you have any friends growing up?
Eddie: You better hurry. I think he's waiting around the corner.

Ray Elwood: Say, do you ever have falling dreams?
Robyn Lee: Sure, I think so.
Ray Elwood: I have the same dream all the time where its really high and I'm kind of floating and then I fall. Is that the same as yours?
Robyn Lee: Kind of.
Ray Elwood: Well, why? What happens in yours?
Robyn Lee: I wake up before I hit the ground.
Ray Elwood: I always hit. I don't wake up.
Robyn Lee: That's not normal.

Charlotte Gray: Tomorrow, I'm dirty down there. We'll be together tomorrow when I'm clean, you want me clean right?
Renech: If you try to leave.
Charlotte Gray: I won't.
Renech: I'm not afraid to kill you.
Charlotte Gray: Tomorrow.
Renech: You will come, I know many people. You understand? Many people.
Charlotte Gray: I understand... I understand.

Roxana: And remember, turn on the headlights.

Bolan: So I'm in a little green closet with Big Butt magazine, suspecting that my semen isn't potent, and you want me to leave it on the shelf?
Bolan: So I, I left it on the shelf.
Fishman: Whad'ya do with the magazine?

Hermiee: Looks like rough weather ahead. We'd better go back.
Rudolph: I kinda hate to miss my date with Clarice.
Hermie: That doe certainly has you head over hooves. Doesn't she?
Rudolph: Who told you?
Hermie: Everyone in Christmas town knows.
Rudolph: They do?

Andy: Come and dance.
Francesca Deane: Oh God. You don't dance as well, do you?
Andy: As well as what?

Davidson: Are you feeling all right, Bernard?
Bernard: Getting better by the minute. Napoleon taught us never to stop an enemy when he's making a mistake.

James: Thanks for rescuing me tonight. I never get a chance to do this. I never got to be someone.
Chloe: You already are someone, I mean. Our parents got to be kids. Now it's our turn.

Meg Harper: You're having a panic attack, do you know what that means?
Joe: It sounds pretty self-explanatory.

Luke: Gort, I'm a goblin. Theoretically, I can't fly.

Ash: Is this what you wanted? For this you abandoned us all? To spend the rest of your life as a hollow shell in a hospital bed, staring at nothing?
Murphy: How can you be so sure? Do I look like a hollow shell? Do I? Reality is only what we tell ourselves it is! That's all! I choose this one. I prefer this reality.

Amélie: It's better to help people than garden gnomes.

Spike: And you, you take way too long when you're taking a shit.

Stan: There's been a PI at the shark pool.
Jordan: PI?
Stan: Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P.